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Orchid XP v8 escreveu:
> nemesis wrote:
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>> Other than that, how about some tylenol? :P
>
> I woke up the first morning and I felt very bad
> I wondered if it might have been something that I'd had
> So I went to my doctor, a very learned man
> Knowing that he'd have the problem well in hand
>
> He said, "Fellow my poor fellow, you don't look very up"
> "Could you please give me a cough and pee into this cup?"
> He pondered for a minute then he said, "you've got the flu"
> "Here take these pills who knows what they may do"
> He gave me...
>
> Tylenol and Clearasil and butanol and tennis balls
> And water from Niagara Falls and hormones from Japan
> And vitamins and paraffins and some beta carotine
> And bits of tuna and dolphin that he got from a can
see? another talent you got: poetry. :)
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lol :-D
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nemesis wrote:
> see? another talent you got: poetry. :)
Or "using Google to find the lyrics to that song I heard one time", as I
prefer to call it. ;-)
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Something that might help: apply a hot tissue. And maybe a muscular
relaxer with B Complex.
Good Luck. Cheers.
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Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> M_a_r_c wrote:
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>> The 1st cure is to get your neck warm (a lamp aimed at the painful
>> zone or a long hot shower) and rest.
>
> I tried a hot shower. Didn't seem to do much.
>
> (Interestingly, Wikipedia recommeds compression with ice...)
>
water from a tap BTW as it can be too forceful. For muscle strains a bag
of frozen peas is good.)
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Best Regards,
Stephen
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Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> Orchid XP v8 wrote:
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>> Heh. The Ibuprofen gel is 2 years past it's expiry date, and the first
>> pack of tablets is 2 weeks past its date. Fortunately, I found a
>> second pack which is (just) in date.
>>
>> Currently it doesn't seem to be having a lot of effect.
>
> Finally starting to do something...
>
Good :)
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Best Regards,
Stephen
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Orchid XP v8 <voi### [at] dev null> wrote:
> nemesis wrote:
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> > see? another talent you got: poetry. :)
>
> Or "using Google to find the lyrics to that song I heard one time", as I
> prefer to call it. ;-)
still a valuable skill :)
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Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> Last night, it was so cold that I turned over in bed and ripped one of
> the muscles in my neck. I am now almost unable to move. o_O
>
> Seriously. Apparently you use your neck muscles for EVERYTHING. Even
> swallowing hurts! >_<
>
> Anybody have any sensible ideas on how to fix this? (I mean, other than
> just waiting for it to stop hurting in a few weeks' time...)
>
Usually, a percogesic and a foam neck brace. If the muscle is really
sore, a cream with methyl salicylate to bring some blood back into the
muscle.
Percogesic is paracematol and a antihistamine/relaxant. Methyl
salicylate cream is usually for arthritis, but helps for sprain/strains.
And a neck brace lets you try to relax your neck without worrying about
holding your head upright. All combined, it looks silly and makes you
smell like you bathed in altoid mints but works.
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> All combined, it looks silly and makes you
> smell like you bathed in altoid mints but works.
LOL! Sounds like a blast. :-D
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On 11/12/2009 6:12 AM, Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> Last night, it was so cold that I turned over in bed and ripped one of
> the muscles in my neck. I am now almost unable to move. o_O
>
> Seriously. Apparently you use your neck muscles for EVERYTHING. Even
> swallowing hurts! >_<
>
> Anybody have any sensible ideas on how to fix this? (I mean, other than
> just waiting for it to stop hurting in a few weeks' time...)
There was a documentary on PBS about dogs. Apparently there is a place
in Mexico where people raise hairless dogs and use the body heat of
puppys as a muscle relaxant.
Mike
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