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Orchid XP v8 wrote:
>>> Personally, *I* want to know if access to a girl's bra is actually
>>> obtainable with a real girl... :-/
>>
>> I can attest that it is ;)
>
> I'd ask if there's a HOWTO somewhere, but I imagine it wouldn't actually
> help much...
>
Dude, just stop feeling sorry for yourself and ask girls out!
Sure, you'll be rejected 9 times out of 10, but so is every other guy
out there! Just don't let it bother you!
Look at it this way:
There are 6 *billion* people on this planet. Just to pull a number out
of my a**, that means 500 *million* people between the ages of 20 and 30.
I guarantee, the *majority* of those people _want_to_have_sex_. They
don't want to all the time, and it's not the only thing they want, but
they *do* want to. It's in their genes! (Otherwise we would have gone
extinct long ago).
Now, if you can accept that people out there *do* want to hook up, the
next part is easy: just keep trying! What works with one person won't
work with the next, so any kind of advice from other people is pretty
much useless except for "don't give up". Talk to girls any chance you
get, and ask them out whenever you can!
You know those two girls you saw walking past your office? Don't wait
for them to walk past again. Just go find one of them, and say, "Hey,
have you seen the new Batman yet?"
If they say "no", then respond "I was going to go see it this weekend,
but I hate seeing movies alone. Will you go with me?"
If they say "yes", then say "Cool, I haven't yet! I was going to go see
it this weekend, but I hate seeing movies alone. Will you go with me?"
Even if you've already seen it*, it's not hard to find something
appropriate to say instead.
Sorry, I'm just rambling. But you get the idea - don't wait, just date!
*We saw it a second time two days ago. Very enjoyable. In fact, it put
me in a mood to watch the 1989 version (Tim Burton directing, Michael
Keaton starring), and I have to ask: was the 1989 version so cheesy when
it came out, or did they re-cut it to make the new one look better? I
remember liking it more at the time - of course, I *was* 10 :)
...Chambers
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>> I'd ask if there's a HOWTO somewhere, but I imagine it wouldn't
>> actually help much...
>
> Dude, just stop feeling sorry for yourself and ask girls out!
Yeah - cos that thought has never occurred to me before. :-P
I don't *know* any girls, and I have no idea where to meet them. We've
been through all this several times already.
> Sorry, I'm just rambling. But you get the idea - don't wait, just date!
Sure. Because when you're not Andrew, it's really that easy. :-/
--
http://blog.orphi.me.uk/
http://www.zazzle.com/MathematicalOrchid*
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"Gilles Tran" <gil### [at] agroparistech fr> wrote in message
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> 4892c69b$1@news.povray.org...
>> http://www.xkcd.com/457/
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>> Today's XKCD neatly sums up my feelings today.
>
> Hmm, I think that the strip just means that undoing bras is friggin'
> difficult (see the alt text), particularly when one is in a hurry. Those
> little hooks on the back always get caught somewhere. It's certainly one
> the most annoying piece of garment to undo,
Heh, just move the hooks 'towards' the eyes, and everything is fine. ;)
Those hooks are designed to be released! :)
Are you listening Andrew? GRAB - TOWARDS - RELEASE - HEAVEN.
In that order. :)
~Steve~
> G.
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"Gail Shaw" <initialsurname@sentech sa dot com> wrote in message
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> "Invisible" <voi### [at] devnull> wrote in message
> news:4892fe4a@news.povray.org...
>> Gail Shaw wrote:
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>> > Practice.
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>> Daily?
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>
> What do you think?
Hahaha! Oh dear, now my jaw is aching...lol. :)
~Steve~
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St. wrote:
> Those hooks are designed to be released! :)
>
> Are you listening Andrew? GRAB - TOWARDS - RELEASE - HEAVEN.
>
> In that order. :)
Er... Isn't that GRAB - TOWARDS - RELEASE - HOSPITAL?
--
http://blog.orphi.me.uk/
http://www.zazzle.com/MathematicalOrchid*
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"Orchid XP v8" <voi### [at] devnull> wrote in message
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> St. wrote:
>
>> Those hooks are designed to be released! :)
>>
>> Are you listening Andrew? GRAB - TOWARDS - RELEASE - HEAVEN.
>>
>> In that order. :)
>
> Er... Isn't that GRAB - TOWARDS - RELEASE - HOSPITAL?
Mate, if you get *past* the GRAB part, there is no hospital. Fumble
away... :)
~Steve~
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> --
> http://blog.orphi.me.uk/
> http://www.zazzle.com/MathematicalOrchid*
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Chambers <ben### [at] pacificwebguycom> wrote:
> Look at it this way:
> There are 6 *billion* people on this planet. Just to pull a number out
> of my a**, that means 500 *million* people between the ages of 20 and 30.
> I guarantee, the *majority* of those people _want_to_have_sex_.
But half of them are of the wrong gender...
--
- Warp
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Warp wrote:
> Chambers <ben### [at] pacificwebguycom> wrote:
>> Look at it this way:
>> There are 6 *billion* people on this planet. Just to pull a number out
>> of my a**, that means 500 *million* people between the ages of 20 and 30.
>
>> I guarantee, the *majority* of those people _want_to_have_sex_.
>
> But half of them are of the wrong gender...
>
Not if you've an open mind...
...Chambers
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Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> Sure. Because when you're not Andrew, it's really that easy. :-/
Andrew, seriously: It's hard for *everyone*. But people do it anyway.
...Chambers
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>> Er... Isn't that GRAB - TOWARDS - RELEASE - HOSPITAL?
>
> Mate, if you get *past* the GRAB part, there is no hospital. Fumble
> away... :)
They call me the fumbler,
Yeah the fumbler,
I fumble round and round and round and round...
--
http://blog.orphi.me.uk/
http://www.zazzle.com/MathematicalOrchid*
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