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From: Warp
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 15:34:31
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Darren New <dne### [at] sanrrcom> wrote:
> Warp wrote:
> > but that it failed to meet fan expectations. 

> That, and the acting sucked.

  I have seen movies with truely bad acting, and I didn't see any of that in
the SW trilogy. I never understood what people are talking about when they
say there's bad acting in the trilogy. Granted, perhaps not oscar-worthy
acting, but bad?

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From: Warp
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 15:37:18
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Darren New <dne### [at] sanrrcom> wrote:
> Me? I find only a handful of movies that are worth watching more than 
> once in the theatre, and many more that are worth watching many times at 
> home (especially while doing something else, perhaps).

  Here movie theatres are way too expensive to go and watch a movie more
than once (if at all). If it wasn't for that I might perhaps go more often.

  As far as I remember, there has been only one movie which I have seen
twice in a movie theater (and I paid the ticket myself both times), but
I'm too ashamed to tell which... :P
  (No, it's nothing pornographic or the like.)

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From: Gilles Tran
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 16:05:22
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"Invisible" <voi### [at] devnull> a écrit dans le message de news: 
4783710e$1@news.povray.org...

> [Altough there seems to be almost universal agreement that Star Wars III 
> sucks beyond belief...]

Where did you see that? Of the 3 movies of the new trilogy it was the one 
that had the best reviews (see the Wikipedia article and the IMDB and 
RottenTomatoes ratings for instance).

In any case Warp is right, the problem with these movies were not that they 
sucked: the whole Star Wars franchise is a tribute to the cheesy serials 
from Lucas' childhood after all, so the suckage was built-in, from Darth 
Vader to Jar-Jar. It was that the fans expectations were impossible to meet. 
The material was cheesy from the very start, but it didn't look that way 
when the fans were little kids in the 80s. The new movies are cheesy too, 
but the fans grew up...


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From: Orchid XP v7
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 16:17:19
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Darren New wrote:
> Warp wrote:
>> but that it failed to meet fan expectations. 
> 
> That, and the acting sucked. Which is hard to blame on the actors, given 
> how it was filmed.
> 
> In the later parts of 2 and 3, you wind up meeting every major character 
> from 4, 5, and 6, which felt jammed in. Some fans have retconned it to 
> make sense, implying that (for example) Chewbacca was using Solo as 
> cover for spying, rather than just being the first mate of the ship.

I don't know about bad acting - most of the acting was fairly 
reasonable. However, the editing leaves much to be desired. Character 
says 3 lines. Cut to fantastical shot. Cut to another character. 
Character says a few words. Cut to another impossible landscape. Cut to 
something happening in space. Cut. Cut. Cut.

If you watch the originals, there are whole scenes where nothing 
"really" happens much. Like some people walk around, and it's kinda 
spooky, and they mutter a few words to each other, and you're not really 
sure what's going to happen next... The new films don't appear to 
contain anything like that.

Also the story is pretty weak. But hey.

I actually quite enjoyed Star Wars I. I still watch it from time to 
time. But once you've watched it once, there's not a huge amount to 
watch again. I would say it's the best of the new batch. The other two 
just seem to offer nothing. [Unless you just want to enjoy the - 
admittedly cutting edge - visuals.]

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From: Orchid XP v7
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 16:19:02
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>> [Altough there seems to be almost universal agreement that Star Wars III 
>> sucks beyond belief...]
> 
> Where did you see that? Of the 3 movies of the new trilogy it was the one 
> that had the best reviews (see the Wikipedia article and the IMDB and 
> RottenTomatoes ratings for instance).

Hmm, OK. The false concencus effect then, perhaps?

> In any case Warp is right, the problem with these movies were not that they 
> sucked: the whole Star Wars franchise is a tribute to the cheesy serials 
> from Lucas' childhood after all, so the suckage was built-in, from Darth 
> Vader to Jar-Jar. It was that the fans expectations were impossible to meet. 
> The material was cheesy from the very start, but it didn't look that way 
> when the fans were little kids in the 80s. The new movies are cheesy too, 
> but the fans grew up...

I wouldn't say there's anything "cheesy" about any of the films in the 
series - old or new. The problem is that the new films are an endless 
cascade of fantastical over-the-top visuals linked by little or no 
story, never mind dialog or character interaction. But there we are...

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From: Rune
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 16:45:46
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"Warp" wrote:
>  As far as I remember, there has been only one movie which I have seen
> twice in a movie theater (and I paid the ticket myself both times), but
> I'm too ashamed to tell which... :P

It was Titanic!

Everyone went crazy going and seeing that move in the movie theatre again 
and again...

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From: Darren New
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 19:26:22
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Warp wrote:
>   I have seen movies with truely bad acting, 

Yes. Most anything with Drew Carrey, for example. :-)

I just found the actors to be (for the most part) wooden. The more 
central the character, the more unemotional the acting was. Anakin 
should be way more broken up over his conflicts, but instead the most 
emotive acting comes when he wears his mask.

Contrast with, for example, Luke leaning back in bed after Lea kisses 
him, with Solo rolling his eyes.  Nothing like that anywhere in the 
I/II/III movies. The most emotive characters in the prequels were the 
special effects ("It's a trap!")

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From: Darren New
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 19:27:42
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Warp wrote:
>   Here movie theatres are way too expensive to go and watch a movie more
> than once (if at all). If it wasn't for that I might perhaps go more often.

I can remember two myself:
Galaxy Quest
Joe vs the Volcano.

I think there was one other, but I don't remember what it was. :-)

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From: Jim Henderson
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 20:45:58
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On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 09:46:15 +0000, Invisible wrote:

> #3 Island of the Twelve Monkeys

Do you just mean "12 Monkeys", the Terry Gilliam movie?  That one was 
pretty hard to follow, but Gilliam tends to be very surreal.

> #2 2001 Space Oddessy.

It's Kubrick - almost gotta expect that.

> #1 Dune.

It's a classic Messiah story; the David Lynch movie was abbreviated far 
too much compared to the book, I found the miniseries on SciFi to be 
better...

Jim


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From: Jim Henderson
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 21:01:01
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On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:52:03 -0500, Warp wrote:

> Phil Cook <phi### [at] nospamrocainfreeservecouk> wrote:
>> Does it 'star' Adam Sandler? > Yes > Go to next movie Does it 'star'
>> Vince Vaugn? > Yes > Go to next movie
> 
>   You don't seem to like cheesy comedies too much.

A comedy should make one laugh; I don't know about you, but Sandler 
doesn't make me laugh.  Nor does Vaughan.

>> Does it 'star' a singer who has decided to spread her talents into the
>> medium of film? > Yes > Go to next movie
> 
>   I thought 'Enough' was surprisingly good, much better than I expected.

First time I saw it, I thought it was OK.  The second time I saw it, I 
didn't like it - seemed to send the message that violence is OK.  I know 
it's more complicated than that, but still.

>> Does the director/producer's wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend have a
>> prominent starring role > Yes > Go to next movie
> 
>   I thought 'The Long Kiss Goodnight' was good. Enough to perhaps even
> deserve a second watching at some point.

Never saw it.

Jim


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From: Jim Henderson
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 21:05:10
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On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:09:03 -0800, Darren New wrote:

> That, and the acting sucked. Which is hard to blame on the actors, given
> how it was filmed.

And the fact that the scripts generally sucked.  There wasn't a lot for 
the actors to work with, since most of the budget was blown on the 
effects.

He managed to get the key elements of the story in that needed to be 
there, but like I said elsewhere, the new trilogy had no 'soul' compared 
to the first one.

It isn't about fan expectations - I went in with no expectations, and 
still I was disappointed.

Jim


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From: Jim Henderson
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 21:06:25
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On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 21:17:25 +0000, Orchid XP v7 wrote:

> I don't know about bad acting - most of the acting was fairly
> reasonable.

Were you watching the Amidala/Padme character at all?  She was simply 
awful, especially in ep 1.

Jim


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From: Jim Henderson
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 21:09:42
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On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 15:10:01 -0800, Chambers wrote:

> Case in point: The Sixth Sense.  The ending was "spoiled" for me before
> I ever saw it.  Even so, I found it to be an excellent movie, and was
> still able to appreciate it.

Agreed; I didn't know the twist at the end before seeing it, but I have 
been increasingly disappointed in Shamalan's movies since then.  Sixth 
Sense was IMO the best of them.

I've seen all of them except for Lady in the Water, and a few of them 
more than once.  Unbreakable wasn't bad, but it wasn't overly good 
either.  It's one you watch because it's got Bruce Willis and Samuel L. 
Jackson in it (and more for the latter than the former IMO).

Signs was just a confusing mess IMO.  I followed the story OK, but by the 
time that one came out, you came to expect that there would be a twist, 
so the thing that made that one interesting was trying to figure out what 
the twist would be.

Jim


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From: Jim Henderson
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 21:12:02
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On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:39:16 -0500, Warp wrote:

>   Twelve Monkeys is one of the best movies I have seen. If I remember
> correctly, I have seen it 4 times, and each time I have got something
> new from it.

I thought it was a very good movie as well; Gilliam's movies tend to be 
quite good.  I also really liked The Fisher King.

Jim


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From: Jim Henderson
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 21:24:37
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On Sat, 05 Jan 2008 15:14:01 -0500, nemesis wrote:

> Orchid XP v7 <voi### [at] devnull> wrote:
>> Mueen Nawaz wrote:
>> > Invisible wrote:
>> >> I suspect it's actually *not* about maths, but about some theory
>> >> that
>> >
>> >  Of course not. A movie about maths would be boring.
>>
>> I find it a little sad that so many people think this...
> 
> yes, I remember an old Disney cartoon where Donald meets the greek Plato
> and other philosophers and discovers math and music.  It was pretty fun
> for a movie involving geometric figures and tone division... ;)

I actually quite liked Flatland myself...But I can't remember which 
version it was I saw.

Jim


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From: Jim Henderson
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 21:26:54
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On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:30:29 +0200, Gail Shaw wrote:

> Try reading the book. The first sequel's also good, not sure about the
> other 2.

There were other sequels?  I only knew about 2010 (which I quite liked).

Jim


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From: Chambers
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 22:02:40
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Jim Henderson wrote:
> On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 15:10:01 -0800, Chambers wrote:
> 
>> Case in point: The Sixth Sense.  The ending was "spoiled" for me before
>> I ever saw it.  Even so, I found it to be an excellent movie, and was
>> still able to appreciate it.
> 
> Agreed; I didn't know the twist at the end before seeing it, but I have 
> been increasingly disappointed in Shamalan's movies since then.  Sixth 
> Sense was IMO the best of them.
> 
> I've seen all of them except for Lady in the Water, and a few of them 
> more than once.  Unbreakable wasn't bad, but it wasn't overly good 
> either.  It's one you watch because it's got Bruce Willis and Samuel L. 
> Jackson in it (and more for the latter than the former IMO).
> 
> Signs was just a confusing mess IMO.  I followed the story OK, but by the 
> time that one came out, you came to expect that there would be a twist, 
> so the thing that made that one interesting was trying to figure out what 
> the twist would be.

I actually like all of his movies, though The Village and Lady in the 
Water aren't his best.  Personally, Unbreakable and Signs are my favorites.

He focuses much more on the emotions of his characters than the events.

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From: Chambers
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 22:20:07
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Warp wrote:
> Invisible <voi### [at] devnull> wrote:
>> [Altough there seems to be almost universal agreement that Star Wars III 
>> sucks beyond belief...]
> 
>   The problem with SW3 (and the previous two) is not that it was bad (it
> was quite good from all points of view, IMO)

We have differing opinions of "good" then.

Writing: Bad.
Acting: Bad.
SFX: Excellent.
Directing / Editing: Excellent (how else can you justify such horrible 
movies being so much fun to watch?)

I'm still willing to watch the original trilogy every now and then, but 
the new ones...  It's painful to sit still through anything other than 
the action scenes (which are, mercifully, plentiful).

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From: Chambers
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 22:22:32
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Darren New wrote:
> Joe vs the Volcano.

Now THAT was a good movie!  I totally didn't appreciate it the first 
time I saw it, but seeing it again (I think it was about a year ago) I 
loved it!

I think I just wasn't mature enough the first time :)

The last movie I went to see twice in the theatre was actually Harry 
Potter and the Order of the Pheonix :)  Of the movies, I'd say it's 2nd 
to Prisoner of Azkaban, but I'm willing to bet the "hardcore" fans 
disagree with me.

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From: Chambers
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 22:23:46
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Bill Pragnell wrote:
> Gail Shaw wrote:
>> "Invisible" <voi### [at] devnull> wrote in message
>>> #2 2001 Space Oddessy.
>>
>> Try reading the book. The first sequel's also good, not sure about the 
>> other
>> 2.
> 
> Why has nobody mentioned the second film?

Because it was comprehensible?

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From: Chambers
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 22:25:20
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Jim Henderson wrote:
> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:30:29 +0200, Gail Shaw wrote:
> 
>> Try reading the book. The first sequel's also good, not sure about the
>> other 2.
> 
> There were other sequels?  I only knew about 2010 (which I quite liked).
> 
> Jim

2053 was decent when I read it (I think I was 15 at the time).  I 
couldn't stomach more than a chapter or two of 3001, however (17yo when 
I tried to read it?).

It just seemed like preachy atheist propoganda written for 5 year olds. 
  Mind you, that was only the first two chapters - I never read the rest :)

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From: Chambers
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 22:28:41
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Gail Shaw wrote:
> "Invisible" <voi### [at] devnull> wrote in message
> news:477e0067$1@news.povray.org...
> 
>> #2 2001 Space Oddessy.
> 
> http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/08/funny-pictures-is-fulla-starz/

I don't get the appeal most of these pictures.  I mean, the pictures are 
cute, and I understand what they're "trying" to say, but I feel like my 
IQ drops about 10 points every time I look at comedy that tries to be as 
uneducated as possible.

Tom Lehrer, in one of his songs, mentions the unfortunate fact that many 
people equate illiteracy with charm.  To me, this is one of the most 
disturbing facts about our culture today.

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From: Darren New
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 23:19:38
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Jim Henderson wrote:
> Sense was IMO the best of them.

Agreed.

> Unbreakable wasn't bad, but it wasn't overly good 

Way, *way* too long. If they'd chopped out 40 minutes or so, it would 
have been excellent.

> Signs was just a confusing mess IMO.  

It wasn't too confusing to me. It was trying to be scary or something, 
or suspenseful, but it failed that too.  The only good bit of acting was 
when the brother or whoever it was was watching the TV and saw the 
creature and jumped back. *That* was convincing acting.

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From: Darren New
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 23:26:55
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Darren New wrote:
> I just found the actors to be (for the most part) wooden. 

Or, to describe it a different way:

Luke: Impetuous, eager, noble.
Leia: Concerned, good hearted, Will do what it takes.
Solo: Good bluffer, soft inside.
Vadar: Brutal, uncaring.
Emperor: Sneaky, cruel.

Now, describe three major characters from the prequels in the same way.

Aniken: Teen angst. (And that only when he's a teen. No personality in 
the first movie at all.)

That's about all I can come up with. Nobody in the first movie had 
enough personality I could care what happened to them.

I mean, hell, Jabba the hut had more personality than Queen Amanda.

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From: Darren New
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 8 Jan 2008 23:28:20
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Darren New wrote:
> I think there was one other, but I don't remember what it was. :-)

Oh. Duh. I did go back and see 2001 when it came out 20 years later. :-)

Probably one or two more in there somewhere. Surely less than 8 or 10 in 
my whole life.

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From: Sabrina Kilian
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 01:02:51
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Chambers wrote:
> Gail Shaw wrote:
>> "Invisible" <voi### [at] devnull> wrote in message
>> news:477e0067$1@news.povray.org...
>>
>>> #2 2001 Space Oddessy.
>>
>> http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/08/funny-pictures-is-fulla-starz/
> 
> I don't get the appeal most of these pictures.  I mean, the pictures are
> cute, and I understand what they're "trying" to say, but I feel like my
> IQ drops about 10 points every time I look at comedy that tries to be as
> uneducated as possible.
> 

The problem is if you visit internet sites where this meme is
propagated. After accidentally stumbling into a thread and seeing 5 or 6
of these pictures at once, your IQ has suffered such a distorting blow
that, after that point in time, you now find the pictures to be funny.

> Tom Lehrer, in one of his songs, mentions the unfortunate fact that many
> people equate illiteracy with charm.  To me, this is one of the most
> disturbing facts about our culture today.
> 

You think cats would be literate? In English, mind you, not in their own
language.


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From: Chambers
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 01:27:09
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Sabrina Kilian wrote:
> You think cats would be literate? In English, mind you, not in their own
> language.

My cats act as if I am so irredeemably beneath their intellect that it's 
not worth their time to even contemplate speaking to me :)

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From: Warp
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 03:19:25
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Jim Henderson <nos### [at] nospamcom> wrote:
> Gilliam's movies tend to be quite good.

  Tideland was weird, though.

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From: Warp
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 03:25:24
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Darren New <dne### [at] sanrrcom> wrote:
> > Unbreakable wasn't bad, but it wasn't overly good 

> Way, *way* too long. If they'd chopped out 40 minutes or so, it would 
> have been excellent.

  I disagree. If they had chopped 40 minutes then it would simply have
been a regular hollywood blockbuster.

  If you want depth in a movie, you need to spend time with your characters.
You can see lack of depth in most hollywood blockbusters. They are too short,
they don't develop their characters, it's just fast food, not a delicate
cuisine.
  (One relatively recent prime example of this was IMO the first Fantastic4
movie: It was *way* too short, it didn't develop its characters *at all*,
and in the end it felt completely hollow. Like a cheap fast food ration.)

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From: Warp
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 03:27:11
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Darren New <dne### [at] sanrrcom> wrote:
> I mean, hell, Jabba the hut had more personality than Queen Amanda.

  I thought it was Amidala, or something like that.

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From: Warp
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 03:31:00
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Rune <aut### [at] runevisioncom> wrote:
> "Warp" wrote:
> >  As far as I remember, there has been only one movie which I have seen
> > twice in a movie theater (and I paid the ticket myself both times), but
> > I'm too ashamed to tell which... :P

> It was Titanic!

  Nope. I own that movie on DVD. No shame in that.

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From: Chambers
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 03:33:48
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Warp wrote:
>   (One relatively recent prime example of this was IMO the first Fantastic4
> movie: It was *way* too short, it didn't develop its characters *at all*,
> and in the end it felt completely hollow. Like a cheap fast food ration.)

Funny, that's exactly what the preview made it look like, and the reason 
I didn't see it.

Now, if someone had told me that the characters had some depth to them, 
I would have been interested.  But I don't need anymore celluloid Big 
Macs, thank you very much.

For that matter, I don't need anymore beef Big Macs either... we're 
trying to cut out fast food for the whole year.  It's been a little more 
than a week, and I'm having serious cravings...

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From: Warp
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 03:46:57
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Chambers <ben### [at] pacificwebguycom> wrote:
> For that matter, I don't need anymore beef Big Macs either... we're 
> trying to cut out fast food for the whole year.  It's been a little more 
> than a week, and I'm having serious cravings...

  I assume you have seen "Big Size Me"?-)

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From: Invisible
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 04:21:07
Message: <47849203@news.povray.org>
Chambers wrote:

> My cats act as if I am so irredeemably beneath their intellect that it's 
> not worth their time to even contemplate speaking to me :)

Yes. That's what cats do.

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From: Bill Pragnell
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 05:49:23
Message: <4784a6b3$1@news.povray.org>
Chambers wrote:
> I actually like all of his movies, though The Village and Lady in the 
> Water aren't his best.  Personally, Unbreakable and Signs are my favorites.

Interesting. Of all his movies, I think The Village and Lady In The 
Water are my favourites! Although I think Unbreakable is excellent too.

I think his movies are often maligned somewhat unfairly, either by 
people who spend half the film looking for the twist and then saying it 
was crap because they spotted it (boasting), or people who spend half 
the film looking for the twist and then saying they didn't spot it 
because it was a crap twist (defensive). Both categories entirely fail 
to get anything from the movie as a result. Poor fools. This is one 
reason I like Lady In The Water particularly, because it's entirely 
without a twist.

I never spot twists in films anyway; I long ago learnt to concentrate on 
the 'now' in a film and immerse myself without trying to think ahead. 
This way, I get maximum enjoyment from it (twists are supposed to be 
unexpected, after all).


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From: Bill Pragnell
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 05:55:42
Message: <4784a82e$1@news.povray.org>
Jim Henderson wrote:
> On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:09:03 -0800, Darren New wrote:
> 
>> That, and the acting sucked. Which is hard to blame on the actors, given
>> how it was filmed.
> 
> And the fact that the scripts generally sucked.  There wasn't a lot for 
> the actors to work with, since most of the budget was blown on the 
> effects.

I think the actors tried hard, but the script, as you say, was sub-par. 
  Additionally, Lucas wasn't interested in honing dialogue or shooting 
any re-takes at all (except for completely fluffed lines, sets falling 
over etc). Consequently, the action and effects are awesome but the 
actual character interaction feels really fake and unbelievable.

> It isn't about fan expectations - I went in with no expectations, and 
> still I was disappointed.

I went in with mixed feelings, but I was pleasantly surprised. That 
suggests I was expecting to be disappointed...!

I like all the Star Wars films, but I'll be the first to admit that 
they're all seriously flawed in one way or another. Except maybe ESB.


Bill


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From: Bill Pragnell
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 05:57:30
Message: <4784a89a$1@news.povray.org>
Warp wrote:
> Rune <aut### [at] runevisioncom> wrote:
>> "Warp" wrote:
>>>  As far as I remember, there has been only one movie which I have seen
>>> twice in a movie theater (and I paid the ticket myself both times), but
>>> I'm too ashamed to tell which... :P
> 
>> It was Titanic!

If there's shame in that, then I share it, cos I saw that three times in 
the cinema. I went with different people, but enjoyed it each time.


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From: Bill Pragnell
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 05:59:22
Message: <4784a90a$1@news.povray.org>
Jim Henderson wrote:
>>   I thought 'The Long Kiss Goodnight' was good. Enough to perhaps even
>> deserve a second watching at some point.
> 
> Never saw it.

It's a good laugh. Good action, pleasantly trivial story, and some 
cracking dialogue from Sam Jackson.


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From: Bill Pragnell
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 06:00:11
Message: <4784a93b$1@news.povray.org>
Chambers wrote:
> Bill Pragnell wrote:
>> Gail Shaw wrote:
>>> "Invisible" <voi### [at] devnull> wrote in message
>>>> #2 2001 Space Oddessy.
>>>
>>> Try reading the book. The first sequel's also good, not sure about 
>>> the other
>>> 2.
>>
>> Why has nobody mentioned the second film?
> 
> Because it was comprehensible?

Yah, good point. Ding! ;-)


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From: Chambers
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 10:18:10
Message: <4784e5b2$1@news.povray.org>
Warp wrote:
> Chambers <ben### [at] pacificwebguycom> wrote:
>> For that matter, I don't need anymore beef Big Macs either... we're 
>> trying to cut out fast food for the whole year.  It's been a little more 
>> than a week, and I'm having serious cravings...
> 
>   I assume you have seen "Big Size Me"?-)
> 

No, but I've read enough articles about the subject that I get the 
general gist of it.

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www.pacificwebguy.com


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From: Warp
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 10:42:57
Message: <4784eb81@news.povray.org>
Chambers <ben### [at] pacificwebguycom> wrote:
> >   I assume you have seen "Big Size Me"?-)

> No, but I've read enough articles about the subject that I get the 
> general gist of it.

  I really recommend it.

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                                                          - Warp


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From: Darren New
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 11:33:57
Message: <4784f775$1@news.povray.org>
Bill Pragnell wrote:
> I never spot twists in films anyway; I long ago learnt to concentrate on 
> the 'now' in a film and immerse myself without trying to think ahead. 

Same here. And if I realize how the movie is going to end anyway, it's a 
disppointingly trite movie. Far too much of the popular stuff is like that.

Or you get something like Vanilla Sky, where you get to the end and go 
"Uh, huh??"

-- 
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     It's not feature creep if you put it
     at the end and adjust the release date.


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From: Darren New
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 11:35:08
Message: <4784f7bc@news.povray.org>
Warp wrote:
> Darren New <dne### [at] sanrrcom> wrote:
>>> Unbreakable wasn't bad, but it wasn't overly good 
> 
>> Way, *way* too long. If they'd chopped out 40 minutes or so, it would 
>> have been excellent.
> 
>   I disagree. If they had chopped 40 minutes then it would simply have
> been a regular hollywood blockbuster.

Could be. And Bruce Willis is good enough you can actually get something 
out of it. I just thought the pace didn't fit the mood. I got bored 
waiting for the next bit. Maybe I was anticipating a twist and hence 
anxious to find out what it was.

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     It's not feature creep if you put it
     at the end and adjust the release date.


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From: Darren New
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 11:35:49
Message: <4784f7e5$1@news.povray.org>
Warp wrote:
> Darren New <dne### [at] sanrrcom> wrote:
>> I mean, hell, Jabba the hut had more personality than Queen Amanda.
> 
>   I thought it was Amidala, or something like that.

My point exactly. I watched her for three movies and I can't even 
remember her name. ;-)

-- 
   Darren New / San Diego, CA, USA (PST)
     It's not feature creep if you put it
     at the end and adjust the release date.


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From: Darren New
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 11:36:38
Message: <4784f816$1@news.povray.org>
Bill Pragnell wrote:
> It's a good laugh. Good action, pleasantly trivial story, and some 
> cracking dialogue from Sam Jackson.

"You're making an assumption."  Classic line.

-- 
   Darren New / San Diego, CA, USA (PST)
     It's not feature creep if you put it
     at the end and adjust the release date.


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From: Bill Pragnell
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 12:06:51
Message: <4784ff2b@news.povray.org>
Darren New wrote:
> Bill Pragnell wrote:
>> It's a good laugh. Good action, pleasantly trivial story, and some 
>> cracking dialogue from Sam Jackson.
> 
> "You're making an assumption."  Classic line.

Just casting my eye down the quote list on IMDB is making me laugh out 
loud. I reckon every one of Jackson's lines is a classic!

Check em out:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116908/quotes


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From: Tim Cook
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 13:33:06
Message: <47851362$1@news.povray.org>
Warp wrote:
>   I have seen movies with truely bad acting, and I didn't see any of that in
> the SW trilogy. I never understood what people are talking about when they
> say there's bad acting in the trilogy. Granted, perhaps not oscar-worthy
> acting, but bad?

Not so much bad acting as bad chemistry.  You could really tell in 
scenes with just Anakin and Amidala, they just weren't clicking, but the 
second Ewan McGregor enters any scene, everybody else responds and 
displays a much higher level of ability than otherwise.  Kind of 
interesting, really.

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From: Mueen Nawaz
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 19:26:41
Message: <47856641$1@news.povray.org>
Darren New wrote:
> Warp wrote:
>> Darren New <dne### [at] sanrrcom> wrote:
>>>> Unbreakable wasn't bad, but it wasn't overly good 
>>
>>> Way, *way* too long. If they'd chopped out 40 minutes or so, it would
>>> have been excellent.
>>
>>   I disagree. If they had chopped 40 minutes then it would simply have
>> been a regular hollywood blockbuster.
> 
> Could be. And Bruce Willis is good enough you can actually get something
> out of it. I just thought the pace didn't fit the mood. I got bored
> waiting for the next bit. Maybe I was anticipating a twist and hence
> anxious to find out what it was.

	I had no complaints about Unbreakable. Of all his movies, I think this
was the most mature - he didn't seem to go for any sensationalism. I
didn't even care about the "twist". I liked it quite a bit till then anyway.

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From: Mueen Nawaz
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 19:30:56
Message: <47856740$1@news.povray.org>
Warp wrote:
> Darren New <dne### [at] sanrrcom> wrote:
>> Warp wrote:
>>> but that it failed to meet fan expectations. 
> 
>> That, and the acting sucked.
> 
>   I have seen movies with truely bad acting, and I didn't see any of that in
> the SW trilogy. I never understood what people are talking about when they
> say there's bad acting in the trilogy. Granted, perhaps not oscar-worthy
> acting, but bad?

	I won't get into arguing about Star Wars too much, because while I
liked the original trilogy, it was only because I was quite young. I'm
sure if I saw them originally as an adult, I'd enjoy them, and forget
about them quickly.

	But anyway, I get amused with comments about "bad acting". What exactly
is bad acting? Can't seem to come up with an objective criterion.

	Friend of mine tried to insist good acting was, "They acted the way
real people would in that situation". He wasn't consistent with that
definition. He liked the acting in a lot of action movies, where almost
no one acts as they would in real life. I don't like that definition
(but hey, if someone really cares about realism...).

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From: Mueen Nawaz
Subject: Re: Most incomprehensible films ever
Date: 9 Jan 2008 19:33:55
Message: <478567f3$1@news.povray.org>
Bill Pragnell wrote:
> Jim Henderson wrote:
>>>   I thought 'The Long Kiss Goodnight' was good. Enough to perhaps even
>>> deserve a second watching at some point.
>>
>> Never saw it.
> 
> It's a good laugh. Good action, pleasantly trivial story, and some
> cracking dialogue from Sam Jackson.

	Samuel Jackson more or less made the movie. It's good entertainment
overall, but his character just kept cracking me up.

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