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From: Orchid XP v3
Subject: OMG, WTF overload...
Date: 6 Oct 2007 05:52:07
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http://arcanux.org/lambdacats.html

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From: Tim Attwood
Subject: Re: OMG, WTF overload...
Date: 6 Oct 2007 07:27:56
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"Orchid XP v3" <voi### [at] devnull> wrote in message 
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> http://arcanux.org/lambdacats.html

Lambda cats must be related to Schrodinger's cats,
since sometimes they're functional and other times
they just lay around sleeping.


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From: Orchid XP v3
Subject: Re: OMG, WTF overload...
Date: 6 Oct 2007 14:47:46
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Orchid XP v3 wrote:
> http://arcanux.org/lambdacats.html
http://arcanux.org/lambdacats2.html

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From: Sherry Shaw
Subject: Re: OMG, WTF overload...
Date: 8 Oct 2007 19:51:52
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Tim Attwood wrote:
> 
> ...Schrodinger's cat...
> 

Some random reflections (so to speak) on The Cat that I've been saving 
for just the right moment...


You see a lot of drawings of Schrodinger's Cat.  You never see a drawing 
of Schrodinger's Lab Assistant--you know, the guy with the scratches all 
over his face.


Prepare a second box.  Put the lab assistant inside.  If an atom decays, 
tell [1] the lab assistant, "I already checked the other box and the cat 
is alive."  If not, tell him, "I already checked the other box and the 
cat is dead."  Then have him retrieve the cat and see what he finds.  It 
is absolutely certain that the results will surprise somebody, somewhere.


A Schrodinger quote from the Wikipedia article:  "The psi-function of 
the entire system would express this by having in it the living and dead 
cat (pardon the expression) mixed or smeared out in equal parts." 
Scene:  Schrodinger's lab, late at night.  Schrodinger's Lab Assistant 
yawns, checks his watch, and opens the box.  We briefly see a look of 
horror cross his face before *something* hurls itself out of the box... 
  Coming soon to a theater near you--THE ATTACK OF THE UNDEAD CAT!!!


 From a recent episode of House:
Dr. Watson--er, Wilson [2]:  "Unless you're a dead cat, you can't be in 
two places at once."  (Or words to that effect.)
Dr. House:  (Stares off into space for a moment)  "Oh--physics joke."
Whoa.  Beware The Cat.  The Cat is ubiquitous.  And that show is doomed, 
dammit.


Didja ever notice that, in the second picture on the Wikipedia page for 
The Cat, he appears to be sitting in a Cornell box...except that the box 
is monochrome...and the yellow Geiger counter is not only shadowless but 
isn't turning the floor yellow...which could reflect badly on The 
Cat...so to speak...?  (Then I read the Schrodinger article, and it all 
made perfect sense. [3])


Schrodinger's Cat's Litter Box...OK, let's just don't go there.


--Sherry "That Reminds Me, It's Time to Feed the Cats" Shaw


[1] If you feel like it, you could use a computer that conveys the 
chosen message in such a lifelike way that the lab assistant can't 
whether he's talking with a computer or a human.

[2] Dr. House's apartment number is 221B.  The series is just full of 
Easter eggs like that.

[3] But I'd been drinking.


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From: Bill Pragnell
Subject: Re: OMG, WTF overload...
Date: 9 Oct 2007 06:04:47
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cats:

"Well, some researchers were once conducting such an experiment, but, 
when they opened up the box, the cat was neither alive nor dead but was 
in fact completely missing, and they called me in to investigate. I was 
able to deduce that nothing very dramatic had happened. The cat had 
merely got fed up with being repeatedly locked up in a box and 
occasionally gassed and had taken the first opportunity to hoof it 
through the window. It was for me the work of a moment to set a saucer 
of milk by the window and call `Bernice' in an enticing voice - the 
cat's name was Bernice, you understand - and the cat was soon restored. 
A simple enough matter, but it seemed to create quite an impression in 
certain circles, and soon one thing led to another as they do and it 
all culminated in the thriving career you see before you."

:)


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From: Mike Raiford
Subject: Re: OMG, WTF overload...
Date: 9 Oct 2007 08:19:42
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Sherry Shaw wrote:

> [2] Dr. House's apartment number is 221B.  The series is just full of 
> Easter eggs like that.

Does he live on Baker Street?































Ok... ok... you caught me. I had to look it up on Google to get the 
reference. Clever, very clever.


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From: Jim Henderson
Subject: Re: OMG, WTF overload...
Date: 9 Oct 2007 22:46:05
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On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:17:24 -0500, Mike Raiford wrote:

> Sherry Shaw wrote:
> 
>> [2] Dr. House's apartment number is 221B.  The series is just full of
>> Easter eggs like that.
> 
> Does he live on Baker Street?

IIRC, that address is really a shop of some sort - well, 221 is, there is 
no 221B.

Jim


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From: Sherry Shaw
Subject: Re: OMG, WTF overload...
Date: 12 Oct 2007 11:37:44
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Mike Raiford wrote:
> 
> Does he live on Baker Street?
> 

And does he suffer from irregularity...?  Sorry, that was hideous.

(I've never actually been able to read a street sign, but the TV 
reception is pretty spotty out here in the woods outside BFE.)

--Sherry Shaw

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