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29 Feb 2024 13:49:03 EST (-0500)
  Urgent help needed! Imperative!  
From: Bald Eagle
Date: 27 Jun 2020 13:50:01
Message: <web.5ef785bf446cf72dfb0b41570@news.povray.org>
I was making the young boy a PB & something sandwich today, and the Wonder
chem-bread that he insists on was a bit lyophilized.

"We need some --- loaf softener."

So I did what all the good sheeple of the world do nowadays, and scoured Google,
Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Target, Walmart, DoorDash, Amazon, and other
online merchants who have masked and gloved employees providing no-touch
packaged things for me to !!!BUY!!! ... in these troubled and turbulent times.

But I have found nothing.
Doe this marvel of modern science come in a box?   Like dryer sheets?
Is it a liquid?   Like fabric softener?
Is it some sort of digital technology?  A cross between a 3D printer and a
graphics filter?

Maybe it's a British product?   Boiled bread?  (Here in New England, we have
"brown bread" - in a can.)

I'm also concerned about spoilage and environmental impact.
"I smell something funny - oh, it's the 'bread fumes'. "
Are these dangerous?  Do you think those can etch the screen on my monitor?
Cause lung cancer?  Do Bread Fumes contain {gasp} GLUTEN??!

I'm hoping the "Marshmallow" Fluff adequately sealed in and neutralized the foul
vapours and made the harsh and nearly inedible crust most supple and sweet.

So please - we're trapped here in global quarantine, with nought but these tough
and dessicated slices to gnaw on unless I can Purchase Something Online!

Is there a link?  A Michelin Chef's club I can sign up for?  Some pre-chosen
meal-in-a-box service complete with recipe suggestions?

Time is running out....

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