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From: Nieminen Mika
Subject: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 13 Jul 1999 07:13:03
Message: <378b1f3f@news.povray.org>
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There's something about Povray.
Pov Wars: Episode I - The Povray menace.
Shakespeare in pov.
The matrix.
Jurassic povray.
The Povfather.
One Flew Over the Povray's Nest
Dr. Strangepov or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Pov.
I know what you raytraced last summer.
Pov fiction.
Das Pov.
Monty Python and the Holy Povray.
The wizard of Pov.
Reservoir povs.
A Pov's life.
Indiana Jones and the last raytrace.
Once upon a time in Povray.
Dead povrayers society.
Robopov.
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hehehe...
some more:
Schindler's script
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Nieminen Mika wrote:
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> There's something about Povray.
> Pov Wars: Episode I - The Povray menace.
> Shakespeare in pov.
> The matrix.
> Jurassic povray.
> The Povfather.
> One Flew Over the Povray's Nest
> Dr. Strangepov or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Pov.
> I know what you raytraced last summer.
> Pov fiction.
> Das Pov.
> Monty Python and the Holy Povray.
> The wizard of Pov.
> Reservoir povs.
> A Pov's life.
> Indiana Jones and the last raytrace.
> Once upon a time in Povray.
> Dead povrayers society.
> Robopov.
>
> --
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> ):5;i&&_>1;printf("%s",_-70?_&1?"[]":" ":(_=0,"\n")),_/=2);} /*- Warp -*/
Dances with POV
Hunt for Red POV
The POV strikes back
Full metal POV
Natural Born POVER
--
Marc Schimmler
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Nieminen Mika wrote:
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> There's something about Povray.
> Pov Wars: Episode I - The Povray menace.
> Shakespeare in pov.
> The matrix.
> Jurassic povray.
> The Povfather.
> One Flew Over the Povray's Nest
> Dr. Strangepov or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Pov.
> I know what you raytraced last summer.
> Pov fiction.
> Das Pov.
> Monty Python and the Holy Povray.
> The wizard of Pov.
> Reservoir povs.
> A Pov's life.
> Indiana Jones and the last raytrace.
> Once upon a time in Povray.
> Dead povrayers society.
> Robopov.
One Life to Render
As My Animation Turns
Dead Pov's Don't Wear Plaid
Little Pov on the Prairie
Gone With the Render
Renderer on the Roof
A Teenage Werender in London
The Wrath of Pov
Willy Wonka in the Raytrace Factory
Wuthering Height's Field
Teenage Mutant Ninja Tracers
They Shoot Raytracers, Don't They ?
Rudolf the Red Nosed Renderer
M.E.S.H. 4077
Another 480 hrs.
Sphere
Povray 90210
Pov on a Hot Tin Roof
--
Ken Tyler
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From: Matthew Bennett
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 13 Jul 1999 12:07:23
Message: <378b643b@news.povray.org>
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Three renderings and a funeral
Close encounters of the Povray kind
Povray never dies
Primatives are for ever
The life of Povray
Rendering hill
The great Povray
A Render's life
P.R.
The full Povray
/\/\/\//
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Nieminen Mika wrote:
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> There's something about Povray.
> Pov Wars: Episode I - The Povray menace.
> Shakespeare in pov.
> The matrix.
about "the matrix", we currently face in Europe the marketing process
for that movie with the "what is the matrix ?" phrase.
From the beginning, I thought that we, pov users, had wondered that
since more than 3 years !! Hollywood is late !
Fabien.
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about "the matrix", we currently face in Europe the marketing process
> for that movie with the "what is the matrix ?" phrase.
> From the beginning, I thought that we, pov users, had wondered that
> since more than 3 years !! Hollywood is late !
we still don't know
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From: Bob Hughes
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 13 Jul 1999 15:29:36
Message: <378B937D.4E1E5E62@aol.com>
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Lost in POV
Little POV of Horrors
The Rendered Mermaid
Blair '#while' Project
The POV Who 'fog'ged Me
2001: A 'media' Odyssey
'rgb 0' Beauty
Nieminen Mika wrote:
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> There's something about Povray.
> Pov Wars: Episode I - The Povray menace.
> Shakespeare in pov.
> The matrix.
> Jurassic povray.
> The Povfather.
> One Flew Over the Povray's Nest
> Dr. Strangepov or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Pov.
> I know what you raytraced last summer.
> Pov fiction.
> Das Pov.
> Monty Python and the Holy Povray.
> The wizard of Pov.
> Reservoir povs.
> A Pov's life.
> Indiana Jones and the last raytrace.
> Once upon a time in Povray.
> Dead povrayers society.
> Robopov.
>
> --
> main(i,_){for(_?--i,main(i+2,"FhhQHFIJD|FQTITFN]zRFHhhTBFHhhTBFysdB"[i]
> ):5;i&&_>1;printf("%s",_-70?_&1?"[]":" ":(_=0,"\n")),_/=2);} /*- Warp -*/
--
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From: Equiprawn
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 13 Jul 1999 16:15:33
Message: <378b9e65@news.povray.org>
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Arrgh!
You know you have been raytracing too long if you've watched...
Equiprawn
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From: Lance Birch
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 13 Jul 1999 17:53:53
Message: <378bb571@news.povray.org>
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POVer
City of Angles
The POV-Ray Show
Interview with a vamPOVer
The Fifth *Vector* Element
Deep inPOV
American POV
A POV's Life
POV TV
Message in a POV Script
She's All POV
The South POV Movie
You've Got POV!
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Mary Shelley's FrankenPOV
Bram Stoker's DracuPOV
Young FrankenPOV
2001: A POV Odyssey
This is Spinal POV
I Still Know What You Raytraced Last Summer
Six Days seven Nights
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From: Zeger Knaepen
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 13 Jul 1999 19:25:26
Message: <378bcae6@news.povray.org>
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Trainpoving
La vita e Povy
A simple scene
Total Raytrace
Ter'media'tor
Don Juan De Macro
ZK
(Hey, it's late here. Forgive me those stupid parodies :-)
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A Farwell to Pov
Angels in the Povzone
Babes in Povland
Beyond the Valley of the Povs
Born On the Fourth of Julia
Crackledile Dundee
Debbie Does Pov
Don't Tell Mom the Raytracers Dead
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Raytracing but Were Afraid to Ask
The Four Povateers
Grumpy Old Povs
Grumpier Old Povs
Invasion of the Render Snatchers
Lone Pov McQuaid
Magnum Trace
Mary Povpins
Midnight in the Garden of Pov and Evil
Night Pov Nurses
Normal Ray
Octopovvy
Pee Wee's Big Pov Adventure
Play it Again, Pov
The Positively True Adventures of the Alledged Raytracing-Murdering-Mom
Pov Academy: Mission to Moscow
Robin Hood: Prince of Raytracers
Robin Hood: Pov in Tights
Saturday Night Raytracing Fever
--
Ken Tyler
mailto://tylereng@pacbell.net
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From: Andrew Cocker
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 13 Jul 1999 19:40:28
Message: <378bce6c@news.povray.org>
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I don't understand! Are these supposed to be funny? So you take any film
title, and replace one of the words with POV? Regardless of there being any
connection, or it even sounding similar?
Okay...er....POV-tanic...no...er.....Gone With The POV....
Hilarious.
Andy
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Andrew Cocker wrote:
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> I don't understand!
> Andy
If you have to ask...
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mailto://tylereng@pacbell.net
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From: Remco de Korte
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 13 Jul 1999 20:36:42
Message: <378BDB26.49888A2@xs4all.nl>
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Andrew Cocker wrote:
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> I don't understand! Are these supposed to be funny? So you take any film
> title, and replace one of the words with POV? Regardless of there being any
> connection, or it even sounding similar?
> Okay...er....POV-tanic...no...er.....Gone With The POV....
>
> Hilarious.
>
> Andy
If you like you could cook up a little program that reads a list of movie titles
and puts "POV" for each word or syllable beginning with a P and "media" for the
m-words etc. Coming soon in this theatre: a list of 10.000 POV-movies...
Remco
http://www.xs4all.nl/~remcodek/pov.html - updated
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From: Anders Haglund
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies and music :)
Date: 13 Jul 1999 23:13:18
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Nieminen Mika <war### [at] cc tutfi> wrote in message
news:378b1f3f@news.povray.org...
[snip, snip]
> The matrix.
hehe, but could be "the POVtrix" too =)
[snip, snip]
What about pov music then? :-]
Like:
Mediaona - Beatufull raytracer
Astral Projection - Dancing raytracers
Chemical brothers - Hey pov, Hey ray
Cardigans - raytrace and rewind
could go on for ever...
/Anders
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More:
The Dark Crackle
The Neverending Render
Star Warps
Isosurface Jones and the Texture of Doom
#While You Were Sleeping
The Truman Sphere
Supermandle
Forest Bump
A Nightmare on #End Street
The Twilight Cone
Height_Field of Dreams
And some songs:
Chariots of Media
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vector
Translate, Translate Little Star
Songs from the Wood
Isosurfing U.S.A.
Lambda Bridges Falling Down
99 SORs of Beer on the Wall
Row, Row, Row your Box
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From: Mark Wagner
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 14 Jul 1999 00:24:21
Message: <378c10f5@news.povray.org>
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Fabien Mosen wrote in message <378B67D9.BE7B4FF3@skynet.be>...
>Nieminen Mika wrote:
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>> There's something about Povray.
>> Pov Wars: Episode I - The Povray menace.
>> Shakespeare in pov.
>> The matrix.
>
>about "the matrix", we currently face in Europe the marketing process
>for that movie with the "what is the matrix ?" phrase.
According to my Differential Equations book, a matrix is any rectangular
array of numbers or functions.
Mark
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Andrew Cocker wrote:
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> I don't understand! Are these supposed to be funny? So you take any film
> title, and replace one of the words with POV? Regardless of there being any
> connection, or it even sounding similar?
> Okay...er....POV-tanic...no...er.....Gone With The POV....
>
> Hilarious.
>
> Andy
Suffering a poverty of humor are we?
--
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http://www.giwersworld.org/artiii/
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9 1/2 weeks
Evening at the Impov
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http://www.giwersworld.org/artii/
http://www.giwersworld.org/artiii/
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From: Bob Hughes
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 14 Jul 1999 04:49:47
Message: <378C4F05.4891295A@aol.com>
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Heh-heh, you read my thoughts of how I was going about that. Yes, I
wasn't in a "funny" mood come to think of it, I was only doing a "put
POV-Ray things into movie titles" sort of way. I chuckled a bit at first
sight of Nieminen M.'s proposal and wasn't laughing at the end of Ken
T.'s, so I blame him. Really, I just wasn't thinking about the joke
aspect :) so pretend I was laughing it up as I wrote those (if you can
please).
Andrew Cocker wrote:
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> I don't understand! Are these supposed to be funny? So you take any film
> title, and replace one of the words with POV? Regardless of there being any
> connection, or it even sounding similar?
> Okay...er....POV-tanic...no...er.....Gone With The POV....
>
> Hilarious.
>
> Andy
--
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SamuelT. wrote:
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> More:
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> The Dark Crackle
> The Neverending Render
> Star Warps
> Isosurface Jones and the Texture of Doom
> #While You Were Sleeping
> The Truman Sphere
> Supermandle
> Forest Bump
> A Nightmare on #End Street
> The Twilight Cone
> Height_Field of Dreams
>
These I do find funny.
Come to think of it: this looks a bit like the way a lot of pornmovie- titles
are cooked up. Could it be POV serves a similar purpose as porn?
Is POV more satisfying?
Remco
http://www.xs4all.nl/~remcodek/pov.html (no porn)
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I think it must be American humour I don't get it either. Quick, think
of something ironic.
Graham
Andrew Cocker wrote:
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> I don't understand! Are these supposed to be funny? So you take any film
> title, and replace one of the words with POV? Regardless of there being any
> connection, or it even sounding similar?
> Okay...er....POV-tanic...no...er.....Gone With The POV....
>
> Hilarious.
>
> Andy
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From: Andrew Cocker
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 14 Jul 1999 17:58:51
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Graham Redway <g.r### [at] plymouthacuk> wrote in message
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> I think it must be American humour I don't get it either. Quick, think
> of something ironic.
>
> Graham
Nice one.
Andy
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From: Rune S Johansen
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 15 Jul 1999 15:58:16
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May I pleeease collect all these jokes (from all of you) and put them on my
website?
Of course with the names of the authors!
I intent to collect all pov/raytracing jokes there.
At the moment there's already over 250 of the "you know you've been
raytracing to long when..." jokes.
It's at http://welcome.to/rsj in the Miscellaneous section.
Please?
Rune S. Johansen
---
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for 3D images including still lives, dragons,
mathematical shapes, and more. Stereograms,
tutorials, The POV Desktop Theme, all the jokes
"you know you have been raytracing too long when",
miscellaneous other things, and a lot of fun!
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"Rune S. Johansen" wrote:
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> May I pleeease collect all these jokes (from all of you) and put them on my
> website?
> Of course with the names of the authors!
>
> I intent to collect all pov/raytracing jokes there.
>
> At the moment there's already over 250 of the "you know you've been
> raytracing to long when..." jokes.
>
> It's at http://welcome.to/rsj in the Miscellaneous section.
>
> Please?
>
> Rune S. Johansen
You can have mine if your really want them.
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From: Zeger Knaepen
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 15 Jul 1999 19:16:41
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You find them funny jokes?
You can have mine. Although I only have one I really like: 'Don Juan de
Macro'...
ZK
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From: Rune S Johansen
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 15 Jul 1999 20:43:46
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Ken wrote:
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>"Rune S. Johansen" wrote:
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>> May I pleeease collect all these jokes (from all of you) and put them on
my
>> website?
>> Of course with the names of the authors!
>>
>You can have mine if your really want them.
Thank you!
Now I just have to find some time to put them there...
Greetings,
Rune S. Johansen
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Visit The RSJ Website at http://welcome.to/rsj
for 3D images including still lives, dragons,
mathematical shapes, and more. Stereograms,
tutorials, The POV Desktop Theme, all the jokes
"you know you have been raytracing too long when",
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From: Rune S Johansen
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 15 Jul 1999 20:43:47
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Zeger Knaepen wrote:
>You find them funny jokes?
No, not really, but somehow I laughed a lot anyway. Don't know why...
>You can have mine. Although I only have one I really like: 'Don Juan de
>Macro'...
>
>ZK
Thank you!
Greetings,
Rune S. Johansen
---
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for 3D images including still lives, dragons,
mathematical shapes, and more. Stereograms,
tutorials, The POV Desktop Theme, all the jokes
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From: Martin Crisp
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 16 Jul 1999 01:53:23
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Remco de Korte wrote in message <378C6BBE.DD06FA5E@xs4all.nl>...
>SamuelT. wrote:
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>> More:
>>
>> The Dark Crackle
>> The Neverending Render
>> Star Warps
>> Isosurface Jones and the Texture of Doom
>> #While You Were Sleeping
>> The Truman Sphere
>> Supermandle
>> Forest Bump
>> A Nightmare on #End Street
>> The Twilight Cone
>> Height_Field of Dreams
>>
>
>These I do find funny.
>
>Come to think of it: this looks a bit like the way a lot of pornmovie-
titles
>are cooked up. Could it be POV serves a similar purpose as porn?
Do a search at deja.com for the thread "A Fistful of Penis" (previously
titled "Games Bored Hicks Play")
(it was x-posted between alt.religion.kibology,
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.karl.malden.nose and a few
others)
>Is POV more satisfying?
That *was* a rhetorical question wasn't it?
POV scenes are probably more realistic...
Have Fun
Martin
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No prob!
Marc
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From: Lance Birch
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 16 Jul 1999 03:13:24
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If u found any of mine remotely humorous feel free to add them too.
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For the latest 3D Studio MAX plug-ins, images and much more, go to:
The Zone - http://come.to/the.zone
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Colorblind - http://listen.to/colorblind
Marc Schimmler wrote in message <378ED6BD.B4415A69@ica.uni-stuttgart.de>...
>No prob!
>
>Marc
>--
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From: Matthew Bennett
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 16 Jul 1999 19:02:50
Message: <378fba1a@news.povray.org>
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Graham Redway <g.r### [at] plymouthacuk> wrote in message
news:378CC87B.15C74221@plymouth.ac.uk...
> I think it must be American humour I don't get it either. Quick, think
> of something ironic.
Nar, I'm not American - and though I thought it wasn't exactly funny - it
was vaguely interesting and light-hearted.
So nneerrrrr :)
/\/\/\//
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From: Lance Birch
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 17 Jul 1999 01:22:03
Message: <379012fb@news.povray.org>
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Hmmm... we're learning Matrices in Math C now... well actually we've already
learnt them, now we're learning about how to solve simultaneous equations
with orders higher than 4.
OK that was some useless information...
Actually, I must say that POV-Ray has improved my understanding of
mathematics much more and has given me a real head start in the math
subjects I'm doing. The last test we had was all on sine and cosine waves.
One of the Application questions was meant to be quite difficult... but
remembering back to POV-Ray it became obvious how to do it, and I completed
the test in half the time of everyone else... and got the right answers :)
Thank you POV-Team :)
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Mark Wagner wrote in message <378c10f5@news.povray.org>...
>
>Fabien Mosen wrote in message <378B67D9.BE7B4FF3@skynet.be>...
>>Nieminen Mika wrote:
>>>
>>> There's something about Povray.
>>> Pov Wars: Episode I - The Povray menace.
>>> Shakespeare in pov.
>>> The matrix.
>>
>>about "the matrix", we currently face in Europe the marketing process
>>for that movie with the "what is the matrix ?" phrase.
>
>
>According to my Differential Equations book, a matrix is any rectangular
>array of numbers or functions.
>
>Mark
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From: Bob Hughes
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 17 Jul 1999 02:40:54
Message: <37902550.A54B2167@aol.com>
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Got mine too if you want, but I don't think anyone liked my feeble
attempt (mental note to myself: think funny next time).
Willing to bet everyone else will gladly give theirs up too, for a
price!
"Rune S. Johansen" wrote:
>
> Ken wrote:
> >
> >"Rune S. Johansen" wrote:
> >>
> >> May I pleeease collect all these jokes (from all of you) and put them on
> my
> >> website?
> >> Of course with the names of the authors!
> >>
> >You can have mine if your really want them.
>
> Thank you!
>
> Now I just have to find some time to put them there...
>
> Greetings,
>
> Rune S. Johansen
>
> ---
> Visit The RSJ Website at http://welcome.to/rsj
> for 3D images including still lives, dragons,
> mathematical shapes, and more. Stereograms,
> tutorials, The POV Desktop Theme, all the jokes
> "you know you have been raytracing too long when",
> miscellaneous other things, and a lot of fun!
--
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http://members.aol.com/inversez/homepage.htm
mailto://inversez@aol.com?Subject=PoV-News
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From: Andrew Cocker
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 17 Jul 1999 09:39:44
Message: <379087a0@news.povray.org>
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> Graham Redway <g.r### [at] plymouthacuk> wrote in message
> news:378CC87B.15C74221@plymouth.ac.uk...
> Nar, I'm not American - and though I thought it wasn't exactly funny - it
> was vaguely interesting and light-hearted.
> So nneerrrrr :)
'..vaguely interesting'...high praise indeed! Must be the air in Plymouth.
Nneerrrrr yourself :-)
Andy
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From: Rune S Johansen
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 17 Jul 1999 17:41:32
Message: <3790f88c@news.povray.org>
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I've put them all there now. That's more than 150 different!
If anyone wants their to be removed for some reason just tell me.
It's at http://welcome.to/rsj in the miscellaneous section, but I guess
everyone is sick of them right now...
Bob Hughes wrote:
>Got mine too if you want, but I don't think anyone liked my feeble
>attempt (mental note to myself: think funny next time).
>Willing to bet everyone else will gladly give theirs up too, for a
>price!
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From: Nieminen Mika
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 19 Jul 1999 02:31:04
Message: <3792c628@news.povray.org>
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You can use my poor attempts, but use 'Warp' as my nickname please.
--
main(i,_){for(_?--i,main(i+2,"FhhQHFIJD|FQTITFN]zRFHhhTBFHhhTBFysdB"[i]
):5;i&&_>1;printf("%s",_-70?_&1?"[]":" ":(_=0,"\n")),_/=2);} /*- Warp -*/
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From: Philip Bartol
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 11 Aug 1999 03:12:22
Message: <37b12256@news.povray.org>
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In article <378CC87B.15C74221@plymouth.ac.uk>, Graham Redway <g.r### [at] plymouthacuk>
wrote:
>I think it must be American humour I don't get it either. Quick, think
>of something ironic.
Don't feel bad, most americans don't get british humor...
PHIL
-----[ to reply, the domain name is "concentric.net" ]-----
Spelling mistakes brought to you courtesy of the
Allentown Public School System.
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From: Philip Bartol
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 11 Aug 1999 03:15:38
Message: <37b1231a@news.povray.org>
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In article <378bb571@news.povray.org>, "Lance Birch" <lan### [at] usanet> wrote:
>A POV's Life
>POV TV
>Message in a POV Script
>She's All POV
>The South POV Movie
>You've Got POV!
(cliping some of the titles for bandwith sake)
Some of the Movie titles could make some interesting renders (not specifically
those above)... anyone else see what I mean?
PHIL
-----[ to reply, the domain name is "concentric.net" ]-----
Spelling mistakes brought to you courtesy of the
Allentown Public School System.
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If I were in charge I'd give you a demerit for the pun. ; )
Matt Giwer wrote:
> Suffering a poverty of humor are we?
--
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eng### [at] spiritonecom
"It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off."
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American humour isn't funny, it's just to give you a break
between the news and the sport.
Andrew Cocker wrote:
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> Graham Redway <g.r### [at] plymouthacuk> wrote in message
> news:378CC87B.15C74221@plymouth.ac.uk...
> > I think it must be American humour I don't get it either. Quick, think
> > of something ironic.
> >
> > Graham
>
> Nice one.
>
> Andy
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A fist full of photons
For a few samples more
Snow rgb 1 and the 21/3 scale 0.5s
Nieminen Mika wrote:
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> There's something about Povray.
> Pov Wars: Episode I - The Povray menace.
> Shakespeare in pov.
> The matrix.
> Jurassic povray.
> The Povfather.
> One Flew Over the Povray's Nest
> Dr. Strangepov or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Pov.
> I know what you raytraced last summer.
> Pov fiction.
> Das Pov.
> Monty Python and the Holy Povray.
> The wizard of Pov.
> Reservoir povs.
> A Pov's life.
> Indiana Jones and the last raytrace.
> Once upon a time in Povray.
> Dead povrayers society.
> Robopov.
>
> --
> main(i,_){for(_?--i,main(i+2,"FhhQHFIJD|FQTITFN]zRFHhhTBFHhhTBFysdB"[i]
> ):5;i&&_>1;printf("%s",_-70?_&1?"[]":" ":(_=0,"\n")),_/=2);} /*- Warp -*/
--
Cheers
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Well I didn go and see the new SW movie just to look at the light
sabres, all I could say when I came out was "I really liked the
light sabers". Yes I've been raytracing too long.
Equiprawn wrote:
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> Arrgh!
>
> You know you have been raytracing too long if you've watched...
>
> Equiprawn
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Three blobmen in a boat.
Zeger Knaepen wrote:
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> Trainpoving
> La vita e Povy
> A simple scene
> Total Raytrace
> Ter'media'tor
> Don Juan De Macro
>
> ZK
> (Hey, it's late here. Forgive me those stupid parodies :-)
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Steve wrote:
>
> American humour isn't funny, it's just to give you a break
> between the news and the sport.
Ahem cough !
--
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