The following appeared, verbatim, at the bottom of a piece of junk e-mail I 
received a little while ago:

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If you want to be erased from our destination list please reply UNSUBSCRIBE 
to this email.
PLEASE, DON'T REPLY TO THIS MAIL.

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I read it, and I realized that had I been a computer based life-form from 
the Star Trek universe, my head would have exploded after a period of 
sparking, sputtering, and smoking.

This is why I thank eleven random deities every single day that I was born a 
human. The 'Net is a dangerous place.

--
Jack

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Captain Jack <Cap### [at] comcastnet> wrote:
> I read it, and I realized that had I been a computer based life-form from 
> the Star Trek universe, my head would have exploded after a period of 
> sparking, sputtering, and smoking.

  Is your answer to this question "no"?

-- 
                                                          - Warp

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"Warp" <war### [at] tagpovrayorg> wrote in message 
news:4afc5a49@news.povray.org...
> Captain Jack <Cap### [at] comcastnet> wrote:
>> I read it, and I realized that had I been a computer based life-form from
>> the Star Trek universe, my head would have exploded after a period of
>> sparking, sputtering, and smoking.
>
>  Is your answer to this question "no"?
>
> -- 
>                                                          - Warp

I would happily give you my answer, but you have to realize that everything 
I say is a lie.

--
Jack

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