Slime wrote:
>> Everybody who's bothered to get to know me apparently really likes me. And 
>> yet, girls ignore me.
>>
>> Marcus, on the other hand, is an arsehole. And girls really like him.
> 
> He's confident and aggressive, whereas you're shy and self-deprecating.

That seems to be what it comes down to. Girls only go for confident 
guys. And since I'm never going to be confident... well, it's basically 
a death sentence.

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Chambers wrote:

> You need a wingman.

Or just somebody to show me how the hell you actually *do* this stuff.

Face it, I've never seen a guy pull a girl in my entire life. (Except on 
TV - and everybody knows that's completely fake.) I have no idea how 
it's supposed to work.

> You know, I'd love to get the chance to go pub crawling with you.  I bet 
> you'd be a lot of fun to hang out with IRL :)

Heh, well, maybe. I've yet to find a pub that has any female people in 
it [except behind the bar], but sure...

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> http://notalwaysright.com/on-the-straight-and-narrow-minded/2389 

OUCH! O_O

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Invisible wrote:
> Chambers wrote:
> 
>> You need a wingman.
> 
> Or just somebody to show me how the hell you actually *do* this stuff.
> 
> Face it, I've never seen a guy pull a girl in my entire life. (Except on 
> TV - and everybody knows that's completely fake.) I have no idea how 
> it's supposed to work.

Liquid courage, my friend... getting drunk does wonders for your self 
esteem!

>> You know, I'd love to get the chance to go pub crawling with you.  I 
>> bet you'd be a lot of fun to hang out with IRL :)
> 
> Heh, well, maybe. I've yet to find a pub that has any female people in 
> it [except behind the bar], but sure...

Part of it's picking the right pub, part is picking the right time. 
Unfortunately, there's no way of knowing in advance if anyone will be 
there or not.

...Chambers

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>>> You need a wingman.
>>
>> Or just somebody to show me how the hell you actually *do* this stuff.
>>
>> Face it, I've never seen a guy pull a girl in my entire life. (Except 
>> on TV - and everybody knows that's completely fake.) I have no idea 
>> how it's supposed to work.
> 
> Liquid courage, my friend... getting drunk does wonders for your self 
> esteem!

I've never been drunk in my life - but if I was, I suspect I'd be one of 
those guys who gets all weepy and miserable.

>>> You know, I'd love to get the chance to go pub crawling with you.  I 
>>> bet you'd be a lot of fun to hang out with IRL :)
>>
>> Heh, well, maybe. I've yet to find a pub that has any female people in 
>> it [except behind the bar], but sure...
> 
> Part of it's picking the right pub, part is picking the right time. 
> Unfortunately, there's no way of knowing in advance if anyone will be 
> there or not.

I would suggest that part is finding somebody who knows the area, or at 
least knows what they're looking for...

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>> You need a wingman.
>
> Or just somebody to show me how the hell you actually *do* this stuff.
>
> Face it, I've never seen a guy pull a girl in my entire life. (Except on 
> TV - and everybody knows that's completely fake.) I have no idea how it's 
> supposed to work.

Come to Oktoberfest here in Munich, plenty of hot single girls from all over 
the place and very easy to get hooked up with groups of people because of 
the proximity and beer :-D  I guarantee after 30 mins or so you will know 
everyone else on your table, and probably the tables around you.  Plan a 
trip with a few of your friends if you don't feel like going alone.  And 
don't give me any crap about not liking beer, get some German beer from the 
supermarket (it's better tasting anyway) and practise, it will be worth it.

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=oktoberfest+girls

Tempted?

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Invisible wrote:
>> http://notalwaysright.com/on-the-straight-and-narrow-minded/2389 
> 
> OUCH! O_O

This entire website makes me weep for mankind. :'(

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> Come to Oktoberfest here in Munich, plenty of hot single girls from all 
> over the place and very easy to get hooked up with groups of people 
> because of the proximity and beer :-D  I guarantee after 30 mins or so 
> you will know everyone else on your table, and probably the tables 
> around you.

Um... Won't they all be German?

> http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=oktoberfest+girls
> 
> Tempted?

Actually... no.

Before I clicked this, I was expecting to get a page of hot babes who 
have blatently been planted there for photographic purposes. But what I 
actually saw... did not impress me greatly.

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> Um... Won't they all be German?

No, and the ones that are usually can speak English.

> Before I clicked this, I was expecting to get a page of hot babes who have 
> blatently been planted there for photographic purposes. But what I 
> actually saw... did not impress me greatly.

I think you are setting your standards *way* too high my friend, no wonder 
you can never find any "hot babes" that like you!

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"Invisible" <voi### [at] devnull> wrote in message 
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>> Come to Oktoberfest here in Munich, plenty of hot single girls from all 
>> over the place and very easy to get hooked up with groups of people 
>> because of the proximity and beer :-D  I guarantee after 30 mins or so 
>> you will know everyone else on your table, and probably the tables around 
>> you.
>
> Um... Won't they all be German?
>
>> http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=oktoberfest+girls
>>
>> Tempted?
>
> Actually... no.
>
> Before I clicked this, I was expecting to get a page of hot babes who have 
> blatently been planted there for photographic purposes. But what I 
> actually saw... did not impress me greatly.

     You weren't impressed??? Weird. I was.

        ~Steve~

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