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Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> Orchid XP v8 wrote:
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>> Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I went out for a meal. It turns out that
>> my waitress was quite cute, and definitely very friendly. Long story
>> short: I now have her phone number.
>
> Well, it _is_ her number. Unfortunately it's not going to do me much good.
>
> I suggested to her that maybe we could meet up today. Her response was
> that she's trying to "sort things out" with her boyfriend so it's
> "probably not a good idea".
>
> To summarise:
>
> 1. She already has a boyfriend, so she's not going to improve my
> lovelife (e.g., by allowing me to *have* one...)
Besides, would you really want to be boyfriend of a girl who gives her
phone number to any numbface in the cafeteria? :P
not that it's that uncommon!
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> http://basicinstructions.net/?p=322
Gaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaargh!! >_<
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nemesis wrote:
> Besides, would you really want to be boyfriend of a girl who gives her
> phone number to any numbface in the cafeteria? :P
Maybe she only gave it to me because I'm *special*? :-P
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Invisible escreveu:
> nemesis wrote:
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>> Besides, would you really want to be boyfriend of a girl who gives her
>> phone number to any numbface in the cafeteria? :P
>
> Maybe she only gave it to me because I'm *special*? :-P
She knew you know Haskell? :P
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Orchid XP v8 <voi### [at] dev null> wrote:
> I suggested to her that maybe we could meet up today. Her response was
> that she's trying to "sort things out" with her boyfriend so it's
> "probably not a good idea".
That sounds like girl code language for something else...
Anyways, you know what they say: If at first you don't succeed...
Next time you'll be more fluent because you already have experience.
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Warp wrote:
> Orchid XP v8 <voi### [at] dev null> wrote:
>> I suggested to her that maybe we could meet up today. Her response was
>> that she's trying to "sort things out" with her boyfriend so it's
>> "probably not a good idea".
>
> That sounds like girl code language for something else...
Sounds like "My boyfriend is being a pain in the butt, but not as much a
pain in the butt as finding an entirely new boyfriend."
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Darren New, San Diego CA, USA (PST)
There's no CD like OCD, there's no CD I knoooow!
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Darren New escreveu:
> Warp wrote:
>> Orchid XP v8 <voi### [at] dev null> wrote:
>>> I suggested to her that maybe we could meet up today. Her response
>>> was that she's trying to "sort things out" with her boyfriend so it's
>>> "probably not a good idea".
>>
>> That sounds like girl code language for something else...
>
> Sounds like "My boyfriend is being a pain in the butt..."
She should try vaseline.
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>> Sounds like "My boyfriend is being a pain in the butt..."
>
> She should try vaseline.
LMAO!
No pun... ;-)
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>> I suggested to her that maybe we could meet up today. Her response was
>> that she's trying to "sort things out" with her boyfriend so it's
>> "probably not a good idea".
>
> That sounds like girl code language for something else...
Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. Does it make any difference to me? Not really.
> Anyways, you know what they say: If at first you don't succeed...
>
> Next time you'll be more fluent because you already have experience.
Well... I keep feeling all depressed because I suck at talking to people
and stuff. But you know what? One week I spent 3 hours chatting to an
old friend. And the next week I chatted to a complete stranger and even
got her phone number. That doesn't sound like failure, that sounds
like... well, SUCCESS, actually. So maybe I *don't* suck at talking to
people - maybe it's just that the people I usually have around me are
arseholes?
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Darren New wrote:
> Sounds like "My boyfriend is being a pain in the butt, but not as much a
> pain in the butt as finding an entirely new boyfriend."
Ooo, maybe I could become that friend she trusts and tells all her
problems to, but never actually dates? :-S
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