On Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:41:28 -0000, "Phil Cook v2"
<phi### [at] nospamrocainfreeservecouk> wrote:

>
>Wouldn't that create a paradox, If I wanted insects and you didn't.  
>"Here's my pet stick insects" as I show what appears to you to be an empty  
>glass box.
>
>> What about the pets that didn't work out so well... Like my mom's evil  
>> cat. And the ones that are still living at the time of your demise?
>
>Oh hell no I wouldn't want to meet my old dog.
>
>>>> and
>>>> that one can build one's house wherever one wants unless it obscures  
>>>> the
>>>> view of a river or some trees, in which case one needs permission.[16]
>>>  Does she say from whom?
>>
>> Well, God of course!
>
>Wouldn't that be kind of pointless if she thinks of God as omniscient. I  
>think of building a house next to the river and a message should appear  
>instantly telling me yes or no. Hmm can you appeal?

Stop being logical, Phil. Religion has nothing to do with logic.
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     Stephen

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And lo On Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:41:28 -0000, Phil Cook v2  
<phi### [at] nospamrocainfreeservecouk> did spake thusly:

> And lo On Mon, 16 Mar 2009 15:28:33 -0000, Mike Raiford  
> <"m[raiford]!at"@gmail.com> did spake thusly:
>
>> I should make crap up and charge people unseemly amounts of money for  
>> it. I again find I'm in the wrong industry. I should have been a  
>> charlatan.
>
> I think it's the price we pay for being fundamentally honest. I should  
> start prostelysing the words of Tekneos God of Music; Scypian Goddess of  
> Shopping; Fanglemork God of Blue Tomatoes; and the Great Porcelain God  
> Hruggh, All Bow Before Him; or at least sell T-shirts.

Couldn't resist, read the words and believe  
http://flipc.blogspot.com/2009/03/charlatans-act.html

-- 
Phil Cook

--
I once tried to be apathetic, but I just couldn't be bothered
http://flipc.blogspot.com

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"Phil Cook v2" <phi### [at] nospamrocainfreeservecouk> wrote in message 
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>and the Great Porcelain God  Hruggh, All Bow Before Him; or at least sell 
>T-shirts.
>
> -- 
> Phil Cook

I tried worshipping Hruggh, but I always had a headache after confession.... 
:-p

ian

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And lo On Tue, 17 Mar 2009 10:15:58 -0000, [GDS|Entropy]  
<gds### [at] hotmailcom> did spake thusly:

> "Phil Cook v2" <phi### [at] nospamrocainfreeservecouk> wrote in message
> news:op.uqxjverkmn4jds@phils...
>> and the Great Porcelain God  Hruggh, All Bow Before Him; or at least  
>> sell
>> T-shirts.
>
> I tried worshipping Hruggh, but I always had a headache after  
> confession....
> :-p

It's a Sign! Thou art truly blessed to receive but a fraction of His  
burden. If you want to know more send £25 via PayPal to... :-P

-- 
Phil Cook

--
I once tried to be apathetic, but I just couldn't be bothered
http://flipc.blogspot.com

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Phil Cook v2 wrote:

> 
> Wouldn't that create a paradox, If I wanted insects and you didn't. 
> "Here's my pet stick insects" as I show what appears to you to be an 
> empty glass box.

"Here's my pet <overdub>fuzzy puppies</overdub>" and you show what 
appears to be a jar of tiny fuzzy puppies.

> 
> Oh hell no I wouldn't want to meet my old dog.
> 

LOL, you haven't lived until you've had one psycho pet in your life...


> 
> Wouldn't that be kind of pointless if she thinks of God as omniscient. I 
> think of building a house next to the river and a message should appear 
> instantly telling me yes or no. Hmm can you appeal?
>

Well, I suppose you could get a petition. But God's HOA by-laws stand.


> 
> I think it's the price we pay for being fundamentally honest. I should 
> start prostelysing the words of Tekneos God of Music; Scypian Goddess of 
> Shopping; Fanglemork God of Blue Tomatoes; and the Great Porcelain God 
> Hruggh, All Bow Before Him; or at least sell T-shirts.
> 

Heh, given what today (currently in U.S. time) is Hruggh is going to be 
worshiped quite a bit. :D

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~Mike

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And lo On Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:35:33 -0000, Mike Raiford  
<"m[raiford]!at"@gmail.com> did spake thusly:

> Phil Cook v2 wrote:
>>  I think it's the price we pay for being fundamentally honest. I should  
>> start prostelysing the words of Tekneos God of Music; Scypian Goddess  
>> of Shopping; Fanglemork God of Blue Tomatoes; and the Great Porcelain  
>> God Hruggh, All Bow Before Him; or at least sell T-shirts.
>
> Heh, given what today (currently in U.S. time) is Hruggh is going to be  
> worshiped quite a bit. :D

Just don't forget to utter His Name as you make your devotions and give  
aid where necessary to your fellow worshipers; remember His words -
Hruggh loves those who hold back the hair of others;
Blessed art those who provide toilet paper in time of need;
Flush once, flush twice, flush often.

-- 
Phil Cook

--
I once tried to be apathetic, but I just couldn't be bothered
http://flipc.blogspot.com

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"Phil Cook v2" <phi### [at] nospamrocainfreeservecouk> wrote in message 
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> And lo On Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:35:33 -0000, Mike Raiford 
> <"m[raiford]!at"@gmail.com> did spake thusly:
>
>> Phil Cook v2 wrote:
>>>  I think it's the price we pay for being fundamentally honest. I should 
>>> start prostelysing the words of Tekneos God of Music; Scypian Goddess 
>>> of Shopping; Fanglemork God of Blue Tomatoes; and the Great Porcelain 
>>> God Hruggh, All Bow Before Him; or at least sell T-shirts.
>>
>> Heh, given what today (currently in U.S. time) is Hruggh is going to be 
>> worshiped quite a bit. :D
>
> Just don't forget to utter His Name as you make your devotions and give 
> aid where necessary to your fellow worshipers; remember His words -
> Hruggh loves those who hold back the hair of others;
> Blessed art those who provide toilet paper in time of need;
> Flush once, flush twice, flush often.
>
> -- 
> Phil Cook
>
> --
> I once tried to be apathetic, but I just couldn't be bothered
> http://flipc.blogspot.com
>

ROFL....t-shirt...

ian

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Phil Cook v2 wrote:
> Wouldn't that create a paradox,

And this is a problem exactly why?

-- 
   Darren New, San Diego CA, USA (PST)
   My fortune cookie said, "You will soon be
   unable to read this, even at arm's length."

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I enjoy the random bursts of Linux, Blender and Religion bashing that 
pop up in the povray newsgroups from time to time.  It's amusing.

[GDS|Entropy] escreveu:
> "Phil Cook v2" <phi### [at] nospamrocainfreeservecouk> wrote in message 
> news:op.uqxyr9d3mn4jds@phils...
>> And lo On Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:35:33 -0000, Mike Raiford 
>> <"m[raiford]!at"@gmail.com> did spake thusly:
>>
>>> Phil Cook v2 wrote:
>>>>  I think it's the price we pay for being fundamentally honest. I should 
>>>> start prostelysing the words of Tekneos God of Music; Scypian Goddess 
>>>> of Shopping; Fanglemork God of Blue Tomatoes; and the Great Porcelain 
>>>> God Hruggh, All Bow Before Him; or at least sell T-shirts.
>>> Heh, given what today (currently in U.S. time) is Hruggh is going to be 
>>> worshiped quite a bit. :D
>> Just don't forget to utter His Name as you make your devotions and give 
>> aid where necessary to your fellow worshipers; remember His words -
>> Hruggh loves those who hold back the hair of others;
>> Blessed art those who provide toilet paper in time of need;
>> Flush once, flush twice, flush often.
>>
>> -- 
>> Phil Cook
>>
>> --
>> I once tried to be apathetic, but I just couldn't be bothered
>> http://flipc.blogspot.com
>>
> 
> ROFL....t-shirt...
> 
> ian 
> 
>

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Darren New wrote:
> 
> And this is a problem exactly why?
> 

Why are you tromping through mah heaven??!

-- 
~Mike

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