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Phil Cook wrote:
>> Nah, don't you remember the one with long hair? Or was that someone
>> else?
>
> Indeed 'twas I; one keeps one's visage from the public view lest it
> engender dangerous amounts of lust and envy from both ladies and
> gentlemen alike and cause unprecedented load on those servers that play
> host to it.
...you're telling me your load is too big for the servers? o_O
In a related vein... I have been using Lynx shower gel and Lynx
deodorant for the past year and a half now. So far not one single female
has attempted to make crazed pashionate love to me.
I want my money back! :-P
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And lo on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:07:03 +0100, Invisible <voi### [at] dev null> did
spake, saying:
> Phil Cook wrote:
>
>>> Nah, don't you remember the one with long hair? Or was that
>>> someone else?
>> Indeed 'twas I; one keeps one's visage from the public view lest it
>> engender dangerous amounts of lust and envy from both ladies and
>> gentlemen alike and cause unprecedented load on those servers that play
>> host to it.
>
> ...you're telling me your load is too big for the servers? o_O
and down into the gutter we fall :-P
> In a related vein... I have been using Lynx shower gel and Lynx
> deodorant for the past year and a half now. So far not one single female
> has attempted to make crazed pashionate love to me.
"Ah Lynx - the smell of teenage desperation" makes me want to sneeze...
then again pretty much everything in the dank dark men's section makes me
want to sneeze. What do these companies do stick some scent in a bottle of
some astringent and then try to market it to men as 'macho'?
> I want my money back! :-P
You mean you paid for that stuff ;-)
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Phil Cook wrote:
> "Ah Lynx - the smell of teenage desperation"
Desperation... sure.
Teenage? Not so much... now, anyway...
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Phil Cook wrote:
> Indeed yet another ill-effect of DHMO that needs to be added to the
> list. How many more dangers do we need to find before the governments of
> the world act?
I'm told some parts of the world are *already* quite sparse on DHMO... ;-)
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Warp wrote:
> Botox, a neurotoxin, is one of the most poisonous naturally occurring
> substances in the world, and it is the most toxic protein. It's about
> one million times more toxic than, for example, strychnine (a common rat
> poison). Just a few hundred grams of botox would be enough to kill every
> human on Earth. (0.1 micrograms is enough to kill a person.)
>
> Yet botox is used as a common cosmetic treatment around the world.
A ______ and his ______ soon are ______ .
Regards,
John
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On Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:16:53 +0100, St. wrote:
> Yes, a weird episode in my life, but like I mentioned, I learnt a
> lot.
> After I was released, I never rode a motorbike again.
I can see how that might have been the result....
Jim
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On Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:19:54 +0100, Phil Cook wrote:
>>>>> I don't recall if I've said it before here, but we have actually
>>>>> thought about moving. And with my wife's medical conditions,
>>>>> actually,
>>>>> the high altitude, direct sunlight, and low humidity aggravate those
>>>>> conditions, so we are going to *have* to move sooner or later (and
>>>>> sooner would be better).
>
> You don't want high altitude, direct sunlight, or low humidity... wow
> the UK must seem like paradise! ;-)
Yeah, more or less. :-)
>> Ah, Jim, go for it then. I know you would like it. If you want
>> 'busy' then move to London (and venture out). Or move to Birmingham or
>> Manchester. But if you want beauty, hit Wales, Scotland, or Ireland for
>> those benefits. You won't go wrong if that's what you want.
>
> Hey it's pretty around here too and still within spitting distance of
> Brum (this statement brought to you by the Wyre Forest Tourism Board ;-)
> ) Thinking about it we've some new houses about to go up for sale that
> are supposed to include mooring rights if you fancy living on a canal
> boat.
>
> http://www.waterscape.com/map
>
> Just to demonstrate how far around you could get.
Cool, thanks for that. :-)
Jim
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On Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:30:11 +0100, Phil Cook wrote:
> Yeah, but they's all speak roight funny round there. Best to stick to
> places with proper English loike.
You forget, I live in *Utah* - the natives here speak funny. I'm used to
it. ;-)
Jim
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"Jim Henderson" <nos### [at] nospamcom> wrote in message
news:488df5df$1@news.povray.org...
> On Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:16:53 +0100, St. wrote:
>
>> Yes, a weird episode in my life, but like I mentioned, I learnt a
>> lot.
>> After I was released, I never rode a motorbike again.
>
> I can see how that might have been the result....
Heh. Yes, well, crap happens, and in my case, I couldn't ride a
motorbike again. And I didn't, and haven't, since. Even though it was heaven
for me as a young guy. Boys will always be boys though, and even now I'm
tempted at an older age. ;)
~Steve~
>
> Jim
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And lo on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:38:52 +0100, Jim Henderson
<nos### [at] nospamcom> did spake, saying:
> On Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:19:54 +0100, Phil Cook wrote:
>
>> http://www.waterscape.com/map
>>
>> Just to demonstrate how far around you could get.
>
> Cool, thanks for that. :-)
Heh the sort of thinking that comes from living on a canal town and having
a canal-boat builder just over the road. On the downside the permanent
moorings have gone up in price at the moment because British Waterways are
trying out a new system of auctions in order "to gauge the true market
value of them" one of the reasons houses with attached mooring rights are
so popular.
--
Phil Cook
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