On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:45:19 +0000, Invisible <voi### [at] devnull> wrote:

>>> ...and the Most Random Suggestion of January 2008 Award goes to TG...
>>>
>>> ._.
>>>
>> 
>> If you've never done it, how can you say that.
>
>Hmm... note to self: humour doesn't really work in plain text...

I don't think that counselling is a subject for humour across the Pond. 
Unless you are Woody Allen (don't ask. Look him up :)

Regards
	Stephen

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And lo on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:23:36 -0000, Darren New <dne### [at] sanrrcom>  
did spake, saying:

> Warp wrote:
>> Tom Galvin <tom### [at] impnospamorg> wrote:
>>> Go Hang Gliding.
>>    That sentence gets a rather interesting meaning when you think about
>> the word "Go" as the name of the oriental board game.
>>
>
> http://xkcd.com/249/

They should provide a link to http://xkcd.com/chesscoaster/

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Sherry Shaw wrote:
> 
> And, actually, it's not entirely true.  I actually got three 
> e-cards--one from my sister, one from my freaking Allstate agent, and 
> one from freaking Mensa.  And two of the freaking three can kiss my 
> freaking butt.

Let's see, last year got a call from my mother,...and four males dressed 
as females sang me Happy Birthday while riding in my cab.  That's it.

Mensa huh?


> 
> Ya know, I was just reading the freaking POV general board, and there's 
> this freaking person who keeps posting these freaking messages, like, 
> "Oh, I don't know very much about POV, but I can't do this stuff, 
> because I don't know very much about math either" and I keep having this 
> overwhelming desire to respond with something like, "Read the freaking 
> manual," or "Read a freaking math book" or maybe even "Turn your 
> freaking hat around, pull up your freaking pants, and get a freaking 
> job."  Now, that's not my usual freaking reaction to freaking newbies. 
> My usual freaking reaction to freaking newbies is more like, "Oh, hello, 
> I'm the evangelist of POV--bless you, my child--try this."  And even if 
> it's freaking irrelevant, or even freaking wrong, I don't have this 
> freaking desire to slap the freaking crap out of the freaking newbie, 
> and then freaking slap him for freaking crapping.
> 
> I have this horrible fear that I've become a bitter old woman.  And, 
> just possibly, a crazy cat lady.  Should I seek counseling?

No, it's really just a function of reading certain n-g boards.  I 
stopped reading new users long ago.

Counseling's fun if you can afford it.  It's a very pure form.  Pay some 
one to sit there and listen while you piss and moan.  It really is fun. 
  That said, I'll bet hang gliding is a lot better for you.

I remember dogs and turtles,... maybe even toads?  I was unaware of the 
cats.  A coupla weeks back, appropos of nothing at all, mine just leapt 
at me and sank its teeth, up to the gums, into my knuckles.  Rendered my 
hand swollen and unusable for like a week.  Freakin' thing, I probably 
forgot its freakin' birthday card.

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Jim Charter wrote:
> I remember dogs and turtles,... maybe even toads?  I was unaware of the 
> cats.  A coupla weeks back, appropos of nothing at all, mine just leapt 
> at me and sank its teeth, up to the gums, into my knuckles.  Rendered my 
> hand swollen and unusable for like a week.  Freakin' thing, I probably 
> forgot its freakin' birthday card.

Mine did that just before we moved to Portland.

You have no idea what it's like trying to move house with only one hand :)

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...Ben Chambers
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A late happy birthday!

I came back from holidays today, and I'm still catching up with things. 
664 unread messages on povray.off-topic (0 unread when I went away), I 
think I'll be forced to skip some :) At least I went thru those 200 email.

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Sherry Shaw wrote:
> Jim Henderson wrote:
>> On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:03:39 -0600, Sherry Shaw wrote:
>>
>>> Jim Henderson wrote:
>>>> Hey, happy (freaking!) birthday! ;-)
>>>>
>>>> Jim
>>> (Freaking) thanks!!!
>>>
>>> --Sherry Shaw
>>
>> You're freakin' welcome! ;-)
>>
>> Jim
> 
> Don't freakin' mention it!
> 
> Seriously, you guys have freakin' improved my freakin' birthday 
> tremendously!  Thanks and thanks again!
> 
> --Sherry Freakin' Shaw
> 
> 

She Freakin' disappeared!

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Mike Raiford escreveu:
> Gilles Tran wrote:
> 
>> You could consider adopting Andrew next year. You'll need to have him 
>> neutered of course, and pay the import tax, but as far as pets go he 
>> should be perfect.
>>
>> G.
> 
> Neutered? 8| (does that translate well as that bug-eyed shock face I've 
> seen on some forums?)

nurtured?! O_o <-- far better shock face... ;)

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Tom Galvin escreveu:
> She Freakin' disappeared!

perhaps she's freaking gone skydiving?

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nemesis wrote:
> Tom Galvin escreveu:
>> She Freakin' disappeared!
> 
> perhaps she's freaking gone skydiving?

Between the freakin' weather and freakin' school and the freakin' 
intermittent Internet connection, I just freakin' managed to get back on 
here.

Dang universe.

;)

--Sherry Shaw


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On Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:05:02 -0600, Sherry Shaw <ten### [at] aolcom> wrote:

>Dang universe.

Sherry is Online.
You could live in a city :)

Regards
	Stephen

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