And lo on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:16:46 +0100, Stephen <mcavoys_AT_aolDOT.com>  
did spake, saying:

> "scott" <sco### [at] scottcom> wrote:
>
>> When you get a packet or tin of something that says pull/tear here, only
>> it's physically impossible to actually pull/tear without making a huge  
>> mess.
>
> Always have a sharp knife to hand (No Glasgow jokes please, Andrew)
> I always carry a small but sharp penknife for opening things.

Aren't those classed as offensive weapons now; I heard Glasgow jokes were  
one of the biggest causes of death in some parts of Scotland?

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Phil Cook

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