And lo on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:24:51 -0000, Bill Pragnell  
<bil### [at] hotmailcom> did spake, saying:

> Phil Cook wrote:
>>>>>>  [Makes note who to IM in case of velociraptor attack]
>>>>>
>>>>> I wouldn't depend on it, I never found out if my strategy was  
>>>>> effective!
>>>>  I don't know, I'm sure our government would make you Consultant in  
>>>> Charge of Dinosaur Attacks given that level of experience.
>>>
>>> Wouldn't help you much, although I expect you'd get a generous  
>>> no-win-no-fee payout. "Have you been mauled by a ravening dinosaur, at  
>>> home or at work? Was it somebody else's fault? Maybe you qualify... "
>>  Oo I could feature as one of the 'victims' - 'I slipped on the floor  
>> at work and got a big fat payout leaving my company bankrupt and my  
>> colleagues unemployed'
>
> You mean you slipped whilst attempting to roundhouse the aforementioned  
> slavering sauropod?

Yeah my company failed to buy any of Stephen's dinosaur repellent powder  
to match that tiger repelling stone that sits in the front office.

> Or just generally? What the hell, you ain't gotta work for six months  
> either way - moneymoneymoneymoney

You've got to know what's most important in life.

-- 
Phil Cook

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I once tried to be apathetic, but I just couldn't be bothered
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