And lo on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:39:48 -0000, bluetree <nomail@nomail> did  
spake, saying:

> "Phil Cook" <phi### [at] nospamrocainfreeservecouk> wrote:
>
>> > So b) wouldn't have free will.
>>
>> Except they realise they don't want to be there, thus have free will.
>> Unless you're saying that people in prison don't have free will?
>
> ^^
> Prisoner: I have a free will.
> Prison guard: Yes, I do not deny.
> Prisoner: My free will is, that I want to be free and go outside.
> Prison guard: You are free, we just improsioned your will. :)
>
> Whew. Strange diaglogue.

Except in the case of Heaven they thought they wanted to be there; a bit  
like Fawlty Towers I suppose.

> At least I found the reason: Your showel was too hard.
> No, no, don't flail again. :)

That's okay John's flown off with and I don't have another Shovel +2  
Against Reason as blessed by L Ron Hubbard lying around. I could just wrap  
some wires around the handle of a different shovel say it detects "Thetan  
Radiation" and try that if you like?

>> Yup you can only get into Heaven via your free will at which point you  
>> lose it.
>> Hold on I'll get a shovel it'll all make sense in a minute.
>
> Heaven-one-way ticket. ;)

Bloody GWR and you'd paid for an annual season ticket too.

> Is there a point, where you are able to choose between different  
> stations?

Sort of makes you wonder what happens if you get on the wrong train. Ah  
Rowan Atkinson as the Devil guiding people to Hell.

"Christians? Christians this way please; yes the Jews were right"

-- 
Phil Cook

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