On 01/05/2011 11:58 AM, Chris Cason wrote:
> I've heard it said that using monitor cables made of oxygen-depleted
> palladium-coated 99.99% pure copper hand-dug by elite third-generation
> miners using only bamboo tools so as not to bruise the copper and then
> lovingly refined using only heat from yak manure and not from any yak mind
> you but only hand-reared ones fed a diet of grain and beer and finally
> packaged into plastic clamshells blessed with virgins tears can improve the
> tonality of raytraced images at least 0.002%. At least, so someone in some
> blog somewhere told me, I don't recall who, but I'm sure he was an authority.

didn't you forget the part about the copper being only mined on the
third Thursday of each odd month ;-)

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