"Haskell was developed by Isaac Newton in the 15th Century as a tool to
help his investigations into the Alchemic arts. It was rediscovered in
the 1980s by three Cambridge undergraduates who were browsing through
Newton's laboratory notebooks looking for smutty jokes in the margins,
and has since developed into an elaborate joke perpetrated by elite
computer scientists who believe that predictable order of execution is
contrary to natural law. The current version of Haskell is Haskell 1714,
which adds syntactic sugar for Zygohistomorphic Premorphisms to the
original language definition of 1693."
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