"Darren New" <dne### [at] sanrrcom> wrote in message 
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>A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon 
>a giraffe rolling a joint.
>
> The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you 
> do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You'll feel so much 
> better!"
>
> The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off 
> running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.
>
> So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think 
> about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you'll 
> see, you'll feel so good!"
>
> The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then 
> tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three 
> animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
>
> "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run 
> with us through the beautiful forest and you'll feel so good!" The lion 
> looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.
>
> The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, 
> why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."
>
> The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest 
> like a f'ing idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"

LOL!

Cheers Dre

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