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>> Last night while watching QI I flailed myself with a deformable green
>> plastic millipede named Cyril that smells of lime.
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> Too much truth! Arrghh...
>
> OK, Seriously, I don't get it.
It's an accurate description of what happened last night. I merely
posted it because it seemed especially random.
I don't know *why* my mother bought a small plastic toy, or why she
named it Cyril. I have no idea what it's made of, but it has a most
bizare texture. It's absurdly elastic, capable of being stretched to
many, many times its original size. It has a seemingly wet surface, and
indeed even seems to make your fingers sticky. And it smells of sweet
limes. WTF?
It's also very amusing to whirl it around. The centrifugal forces cause
it to extend to great length (which only increases the centrifugal
forces it experiences). With just a few casual flicks of the wrist, you
have a huge flailing weapon of death!
Or at least, mild ticking...
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