Aleph-null green bottles standing on the wall,
Aleph-null green bottles standing on the wall,
And if one of those bottles should accidentally fall,
There'll be Aleph-null green bottles standing on the wall.

(Then again, one presumes that the gravitational field generated by a 
countably infinite quantity of green bottles would somewhat exceed the 
Earth's own gravitation. Although, since it fills a transfinite volume 
as well... hmm, interesting.)



My personal favourit:

99 bottles of TNT standing on the wall,
99 bottles of TNT standing on the wall,
And if one of those bottles should accidentally fall,
There's be no more bottles of TNT, and no more ****ing wall.

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