I just walked into the tea room and noticed a large bag of cotton rolls.

It wasn't until I inspected the bag more closely that I discovered that 
it's not cotton rolls at all. It's *food*. Specifically, this bag 
contains the most enormous mash mallows I've ever seen in my life! o_O 
Each one is so big that I can't actually fit my fingers around its 
circumfrence - and I don't exactly have small fingers.

Man, I ate one of those things, and it took *5 bites* to finish it! 
Usually you can fit three in your mouth at once. It was like a *meal*!

Only in America, eh?

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