> Whilst it is normal to allow a bank to seize your home if you leave your
> mortgage unpaid, I am afraid that scattering your country over the rest
> of Europe is completely unacceptable as a means of settling your debts.
> Please also note that we said 'Send Cash' not 'Send Ash'

ROTFL !

This is even funnier in German - "ash" is slang for money! Come to think of 
it: "gravel" is, too. ;-)

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