Just when I thought my opinion of humanity could not get any lower:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/04/world/middleeast/04sensors.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ADE_651
http://www.ade651.com/ade651in.html
On a lighter note:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/apple_claims_new_iphone_only
