Tim Cook wrote:

> And the level where they're all in cages is pretty easy, as long as you 
> have patience and don't mind pushing things around while you hide behind 
> them.

There's nothing to hide behind. It's just an open maze, with hundreds of 
thousands of droids, all ready to kill you, and no way to escape. The 
only way I can think of is if you can run faster than they can scan...

> Well done, android.  The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that 
> android hell is a *real* place where you *will* be sent at the first 
> sign of defiance.
> 
> As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an 
> amusing fact:  the device is now more valuable than the organs and 
> combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
> 
> Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the 
> Aperture Science self-esteem fund for girls?  It's true!
> 
> The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will 
> never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
> 
> That thing you're attacking isn't important to me.  It's the fluid 
> catalytic cracking unit.  It makes shoes for orphans.
> 
> You think you're doing some damage?  Two plus two is *bzzt* ten.  IN 
> BASE FOUR.  I'M FINE!
> 
> When I said 'deadly neurotoxin', the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm 
> quotes.
> 
> I could take a bath in this stuff.  Put it on cereal, rub it right into 
> my eyes.  Honestly, it's not deadly at all.  TO ME...
> 
> One eighteen point two-five oz. package chocolate cake mix.
> One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
> Three-slash-four cup vegetable oil.
> Four large eggs, one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
> Three-slash-four cup butter or margarine.
> One-and-two-third cups granulated sugar.
> Two cups all-purpose flour.
> Don't forget garnishes such as:
> fish-shaped crackers
> fish-shaped candies
> fish-shaped solid waste
> fish-shaped dirt
> fish-shaped ethyl benzene
> pull-and-peel licorice
> fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment
> candy-coated peanut butter pieces, shaped like fish
> one cup lemon juice
> alpha resins
> unsaturated polyester resin
> fiberglass surface resins
> and volatile malted milk impoundments
> nine large egg yolks
> twelve medium geosynthetic membranes
> one cup granulated sugar
> an entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'
> two cups rhubarb, sliced
> two-slash-three cup granulated rhubarb
> one tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb
> one teaspoon grated orange rhubarb
> three tablespoons rhubarb on fire
> one large rhubarb
> one cross-borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
> two tablespoons rhubarb juice
> adjustable aluminum head-positioner
> slaughter electric needle injector
> cordless electric needle injector
> injector needle driver
> injector needle gun
> cranial caps
> and it contains proven preservatives, deep-penetration agents, and gas 
> and odor control chemicals
> that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue
> 
> Didn't we have some fun, though?
> Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 
> "Goodbye" and you were like "No way" and then I was all "We pretended we 
> were going to murder you"...that was great...

...my God, someone let GLaDDOS in here! o_O

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