Mike Raiford wrote:
> The droids were good fun. Knock one down: "I don't blame you"
> My favorite was when they would ask "Are you still there?" with a rising 
> tone.

Open a portal or reposition one so it can see another.  "Hey!  It's me!" 
and if one hits another, "Stop shooting!"

And the level where they're all in cages is pretty easy, as long as you 
have patience and don't mind pushing things around while you hide behind 
them.

Well done, android.  The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that 
android hell is a *real* place where you *will* be sent at the first 
sign of defiance.

As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an 
amusing fact:  the device is now more valuable than the organs and 
combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].

Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the 
Aperture Science self-esteem fund for girls?  It's true!

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will 
never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.

That thing you're attacking isn't important to me.  It's the fluid 
catalytic cracking unit.  It makes shoes for orphans.

You think you're doing some damage?  Two plus two is *bzzt* ten.  IN 
BASE FOUR.  I'M FINE!

When I said 'deadly neurotoxin', the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes.

I could take a bath in this stuff.  Put it on cereal, rub it right into 
my eyes.  Honestly, it's not deadly at all.  TO ME...

One eighteen point two-five oz. package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three-slash-four cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs, one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Three-slash-four cup butter or margarine.
One-and-two-third cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all-purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
fish-shaped crackers
fish-shaped candies
fish-shaped solid waste
fish-shaped dirt
fish-shaped ethyl benzene
pull-and-peel licorice
fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment
candy-coated peanut butter pieces, shaped like fish
one cup lemon juice
alpha resins
unsaturated polyester resin
fiberglass surface resins
and volatile malted milk impoundments
nine large egg yolks
twelve medium geosynthetic membranes
one cup granulated sugar
an entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'
two cups rhubarb, sliced
two-slash-three cup granulated rhubarb
one tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb
one teaspoon grated orange rhubarb
three tablespoons rhubarb on fire
one large rhubarb
one cross-borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
two tablespoons rhubarb juice
adjustable aluminum head-positioner
slaughter electric needle injector
cordless electric needle injector
injector needle driver
injector needle gun
cranial caps
and it contains proven preservatives, deep-penetration agents, and gas 
and odor control chemicals
that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue

Didn't we have some fun, though?
Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 
"Goodbye" and you were like "No way" and then I was all "We pretended we 
were going to murder you"...that was great...

--
Tim Cook
http://empyrean.freesitespace.net

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