Jim Henderson wrote:
> Arguably, many of these same people are the ones who proudly proclaim 
> that America has the "best health care system in the world", despite the 
> cost of health care here being the *highest* in the world, the system 
> itself being ranked something like 50th in the world, and the average 
> life span being something like 37th in the world.

Why, the cost being highest in the world is what *makes* it the best in 
the world!  More expensive is always better, *especially* if you get a 
lower-quality product!  It shows that you are affluent and have money to 
waste!  And *everything* in America is better than everywhere else, not 
because it's *good*, but because everywhere else is so much worse, yes! 
  Now all we need to do is get rid of those pesky liberals, who have 
their heads in their sand about reality and want to take all our 
hard-earned money and give it to deadbeat minorities who just want to 
suckle on the public teat, and prevent us from our God-given 
constitutional right to bear arms as a metaphor for freedom, despite the 
fact that we haven't had a ground-force invasion of American soil in a 
very long time, certainly not within living memory.  Well, there's those 
illegal immigrants, any immigrants should be illegal to keep the 
American culture pure, and that's sure an invasion and we should be 
allowed to shoot anybody who's different.  Rawr.  (and that's not even 
touching the abomination that is the Federal Reserve, mockery that is 
the UN, travesty of abortion under any circumstances, and whatever other 
sacred cows far-right conservatives have that I can't think of off the 
top of my head)

*cough*

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Tim Cook
http://empyrean.freesitespace.net

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