Invisible wrote:
> You know there's something physically wrong with you when...
> 
> - Somebody says "just my $0.02", and you immediately think "Verizon math 
> fail".

:snort: I showed my wife that sound clip. She listened intently, then, 
at the very end, she's like... Do they need to go back to first grade 
math? (she's a 1st grade teacher)

> - You use a bread knife and a butter knife to prepair your meal, and as 
> you walk to the sink to clean them, a quiet voice in your head says "As 
> you can see we've been watching you for some time now, Mr Andrew. It 
> seems that you've been using... /two/ knives..."

Yyyeah... When the voices start talking to you, it's time to find some 
professional help.

(I don't know if this is just a silly joke, but if you're hearing voices 
like that, seriously, find help immediately. No! I am not being mean, I 
am not poking fun... )

> - You read http://xkcd.com/594/ and immediately ask Wolfram Alpha to 
> check the result for you.

lol, And here I was considering using Google to figure out if the math 
was right.

-- 
~Mike

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