You know there's something physically wrong with you when...

- Somebody says "just my $0.02", and you immediately think "Verizon math 
fail".

- You use a bread knife and a butter knife to prepair your meal, and as 
you walk to the sink to clean them, a quiet voice in your head says "As 
you can see we've been watching you for some time now, Mr Andrew. It 
seems that you've been using... /two/ knives..."

- You read http://xkcd.com/594/ and immediately ask Wolfram Alpha to 
check the result for you.

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