John VanSickle wrote:

> Credit Card Company Rep:  "Congratulations!  You've been pre-approved 
> for our Titanium Card."

Congratulations! You've been approved for a Nobidium Paladium Card. 
Please fill out the PRIORITY APPLICATION FORM below.

> Me: "Sorry, but your Titanium Card has been pre-rejected."

Gee, really? :-P


Also,



WTF? Why would I want that?


Did you hear the story about the guy who sent back an envelope full of 
dimes, just heavy enough to put it into the next postage class, so the 
advertiser had to pay extra duty on it? And when they complained that he 
sent a bunch of dimes rather than a form, he said he did it by mistake, 
and demanded that they *return* the money to him, so they sent him a 
cheque for $0.18 or whatever it was.

Of course, it's probably 100% balony, but it's an amusing story none the 
less.

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