Invisible wrote:
> Tonight, I am going on a crazy and ill-advised mission.
> 
> Wish me luck! o_O

Crazy? Er, YES.

Ill-advised? Hmm, CERTIFIED.

Successful? ROGER!



Are you sitting comfortably?

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I went out for a meal. It turns out that 
my waitress was quite cute, and definitely very friendly. Long story 
short: I now have her phone number.

...or possibly the phone number of the local gay bar...

..but it's *probably* her phone number.

I hope.

I have *no idea* how in the name of God I managed to pull this off. I 
wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't just seem it with my very own 
eyes. Obviously, it'll probably turn out that she's actually married 
with children or something, but right now I don't even care. I asked a 
cute girl for her phone number, and she said yes. That's massive.

Right now, I'd just like to say: FUCKING EPIC WIN!! :-D

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