>> Well, today I made a discovery. I own 9 pairs of jeans,
> 
> NINE!  I am continually pestered by my gf for not owning enough clothes, 
> I think I have 2 pairs of jeans :-)

Well, I don't wear jeans very often. So I decided to get some more. And 
now none of them fit! :-/

>> I am seriously alarmed at this turn of events. My diet hasn't changed. 
>> My lifestyle hasn't changed. But my waistline has suddenly started 
>> rapidly expanding.
> 
> Your age has changed, that's the main thing.

It's finally happened. I'm old. :'(

> At some point you will no 
> longer be able to eat whatever you want without exercising enough.  Now 
> you have to choose, either eat less or exercise more :-)

Right now, I thinking maybe if I never eat food ever again, I might be 
able to fit into these jeans...

...but then I think "well, wouldn't I be more likely to keel over and 
die rather than lose weight?" I mean, AFAIK, it's impossible to lose 
weight, you can only gain it.

And then I start thinking really crazy things like "well, maybe if I 
spend 3 hours a day running round the block..." But that's not going to 
help either.

I guess I'm just really upset that I'm an old man now...

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