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One that I have used in the past, and admittedly it is a *little* dangerous
(so works best on the overseas telemarketers), requires the cooperation of
your wife/girlfriend.
Answer the phone all pissed off, then ask them to hold on...at this point
(and this must be done quickly), act as if you are continuing a very heated
argument with your significant other....now break a beer bottle while
screaming: "you stupid *****!!", that is when she screams...add in a variety
of yelled comments about killing, etc...then make a lot of noise (like a
struggle), and then get very, very silent..and say: "oh...oh god...she's
dead...HOLY F*** SHES DEAD!!" Now hang up. ;-)
ian
"John VanSickle" <evi### [at] hotmail com> wrote in message
news:49a74f5c@news.povray.org...
> Mike Hough wrote:
>> I have done that before but I read somewhere that some places pay their
>> telemarketers more if they keep people on the line longer. Plus it could
>> cost me money if it is during the day because I have limited minutes on
>> my cell phone.
>
> Telemarketers are expressly prohibited from calling cell phones.
>
>> That said it is fun to mess with them.
>
> "Dude, I'm having sex right now! Call back some other time!"
>
> Regards,
> John
>
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