Some guy has been giving my cell phone number out to telemarketers for years 
and telling them that it is a wrong number usually only leads to them trying 
to sell ME something before I tell them to take me off their calling list. 
Recently I have found a simple thing to say to get them to leave me alone 
without even needing to ask.

*ring*

Me: "Hello"

Telemarketer: "Hi. Can I please speak to Mr. _______?"

Me: "I am sorry, but Mr. _______ has passed away."

looooong pause.....

Telemarketer: "I'm sorry to hear that."

*click*

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