Mike Raiford wrote:
> alphaQuad wrote:
> 
>> From NORML Board member George Rohrbacher:
>> NORML's Valentine To Jonathan Magbie: Patron Saint Of Unicorns
>>
> 
> Isn't that a bunch of pot-smoking hippies bent on the legalization of 
> the drug of their choice?

A couple fellows at one of our overseas military bases decided one day 
to smoke some marijuana on base.  This is, as most people know, against 
military regulation as well as civil law, and is grounds for immediate 
separation from the service.

The batch of weed these guys scored was particularly good, from the 
perspective of those who smoke it.  They began to feel nice and 
wonderful, to the point that they began to say things like this, rather 
loudly:

"Hey!  Hey you!  Wanna smoke some weed with us?"

I suppose that most people did not offer any immediate reply, but one 
fellow said that he would join them in just a moment.

"Okay, man!" the two smokers said in turn.

The person who had responded to their invitation went immediately to the 
nearest security police and notified them of the ongoing illicit 
activity, and the SPs apprehended the smoking duo shortly afterwards.

This is why you should never smoke marijuana:  It makes you dumb enough 
to forget that it's illegal.

Regards,
John

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