Invisible wrote:

> Company history: 25 years.
> 
> Current workforce: Approx 500 people.
> 
> Turnover: Increasing exponentially.

How prophetic those words...

On Tuesday somebody asked me whether I'd set up the user account yet. 
Apparently we have a new member of staff arrive on Monday. Nobody 
bothered to tell me that.

Ah, but that's tame. Apparently nobody bothered to tell Finance either, 
and they're refusing to pay his wages. So the guy is, like, 5 days into 
his training, and they've just told him "Sorry, we won't be employing 
you. Go home."

Uh, whiskey tango foxtrot, out.

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