Invisible wrote:
> Although I guess this one is a close second:
> 
> "okay who stole my eyeballs and replaced them with painspheres because I 
> really do not appreciate it"

My favorite from a TV show last night involving police. Two detectives 
looking down:

"At least the coroner won't have trouble identifying the cause of death."
"Yeah. Where's the head, now?"

-- 
   Darren New, San Diego CA, USA (PST)
   "Ouch ouch ouch!"
   "What's wrong? Noodles too hot?"
   "No, I have Chopstick Tunnel Syndrome."

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