Invisible wrote:
> Mike Raiford wrote:
> 
>> Paint it black and put yellow racing stripes on it. Black paint is 10% 
>> faster, and yellow racing stripes give it a 50% speed boost.
> 
> LOL!
> 
> Hey, do you remember the old PCs that used to have a "turbo button" on 
> the front? Why the **** would you ever turn that off?! o_O
> 

Old Games. Programmers used to rely on the fact that the processor ran 
at a brisk 4mhz, 12+mhz caused the game to run too fast to be playable.

>> You could get another 20% buy cramming the case full of high-intensity 
>> blue LEDs.
> 
> No need; the case fans already have two blue LEDs that light up the room 
> sufficiently for photopic vision. :-P

No, you must cram it full of LEDs! Not only does it need to be bright to 
get the speed gain, but it has to be blindingly bright. Because 
Blindingly bright = Blindingly fast, you see.

for an extra  15%  add a few fans with a flashing multi-color light 
show. You know the kind ...

-- 
~Mike

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