"Invisible" <voi### [at] dev null> wrote in message
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> 1. You wonder what absolute alcohol tastes like with orange juice
Have no idea but it is pretty good with fruit punch
> 3. You can't watch CSI without cursing at least one scientific inaccuracy
The PCR on the show takes way too long
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iFDphWXjw4
> 5. Liquid nitrogen is only about a 1/3 as dangerous as you thought
and you are about 1/4 as careful as you should be with it
> 7. Accident reports are a badge of honour
Lab work is boring...accidents are the only excitment we get in a day
> 10. You've worked out that a trained chimp could probably do 90% of your
> job
We already hire trained chimps. They are called undergrads
> 16. Safety equipment is optional unless it makes you look cool
This was obviously written by one of my students
> 17. Warning labels invoke curiosity rather than caution
They never tell you what TYPE of cancer it will give you...
> 22. You've used dry ice to cool beer down
or liquid nitrogen to make ice cream...
> 26. Your slightly too fond of the smell of (pick one or many)
> Xylene/Agar/Ethanol/Alcoholic handwash
Xylene/Agar no. Ethanol is nice tho
> 35. You've removed your gloves to find a small hole which has left you
> with either - wrinkly old person hands, a brightly coloured finger
> (histologists especially) or a burning sensation and dermatitis and some
> point.
Yup
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