http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/banks-to-not-lend-you-more-of-your-own-money-200901051486/
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/britain-mugged-by-good-samaritan-200812191472/
NOOO! I can't take it any more, I'm going back to work now. ;_;
