> hell is British cuisine,

Mmmm what you don't like a nice greasy bit of fish and chips wrapped up in 
newspaper with a load of salt and vinegar?

> German bureaucracy

Hehe just last weekend I was at a Christmas market here, a small wooden hut 
selling Gluehwein (mulled wine), I had to take back my mug to get the 1 euro 
deposit back so walked up to give it back to the guy.  He tells me no, I 
have to go round the side of the hut to the counter for returns.  So I walk 
round there (having to navigate my way around tables and other people) and 
he then takes my mug off me through the counter and gives me the 1 euro 
back.

> Italian police,

Oh I hear Italian police were pretty cool (certainly in the past), like not 
caring if you are breaking the speed limit, and even sometimes actively 
encouraging people to go faster.

> while paradise is French cuisine,

Huh?  Give me Italian or Indian cuisine please :-)

> and an Italian lover

Never had one, but I can imagine...

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