This is actually a real-live patent application.

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/17/halliburton-tries-to.html

http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=/netahtml/PTO/search-bool.html&r=1&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=PG01&s1=20080270152&OS=20080270152&RS=20080270152

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Darren New / San Diego, CA, USA (PST)

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