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Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> This morning, a very friendly lady stuck a cookie cutter in my arm and
> aspirated 200 ml of my fresh, warm blood. o_O
As with systems administrators, Don't piss off the nurse ;) They'll get
the big needle instead.
When it comes to drawing blood I'm a fainter. I've learned to look away
and distract myself somehow. Which doesn't always work.
> I was ordered to not eat anything for several hours before. That's why
> my stomach was so upset. My arm now has a large chunk missing out of it,
Yep. We have one of these workplace checkups coming up, and they want
fasting results. I dunno why I bother, despite my weight my cholesterol
is nearly immeasurably low, blood sugar is in the exact right place, etc
...
> I especially liked the look of *glee* on her face when she found a
> large, juice vein. o_O
Heh, sounds like you had a psychopathic nurse.
> Still, I guess it could be worse... Jamie was just telling me about that
> time she dumped 9 lb 2 oz of screaming, kicking baby out of her tail.
> I'll bet *that* stings the next morning! ;_;
Heh. That's a rather big baby! Yeah, that probably had to hurt a little.
Not as much as a C-Section, which my wife had. Oh, yeah, and I got to
see as they pulled him out. o_O
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~Mike
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