Orchid XP v8 wrote:


> This morning, a very friendly lady stuck a cookie cutter in my arm and 
> aspirated 200 ml of my fresh, warm blood. o_O

As with systems administrators, Don't piss off the nurse ;) They'll get 
the big needle instead.

When it comes to drawing blood I'm a fainter. I've learned to look away 
and distract myself somehow. Which doesn't always work.

> I was ordered to not eat anything for several hours before. That's why 
> my stomach was so upset. My arm now has a large chunk missing out of it, 

Yep. We have one of these workplace checkups coming up, and they want 
fasting results. I dunno why I bother, despite my weight my cholesterol 
is nearly immeasurably low, blood sugar is in the exact right place, etc 
...

> I especially liked the look of *glee* on her face when she found a 
> large, juice vein. o_O

Heh, sounds like you had a psychopathic nurse.

> Still, I guess it could be worse... Jamie was just telling me about that 
> time she dumped 9 lb 2 oz of screaming, kicking baby out of her tail. 
> I'll bet *that* stings the next morning! ;_;

Heh. That's a rather big baby! Yeah, that probably had to hurt a little. 
Not as much as a C-Section, which my wife had. Oh, yeah, and I got to 
see as they pulled him out. o_O

-- 
~Mike

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