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> 2. The pretty flashing orange lights on the sides of your car are not just
> for decoration. They are actually there for a specific reason. Go learn
> about them.
I usually inform them that their indicators are broken first...
> 3. Some people seem to believe that green means "go slowly" and red means
> "go quickly". This is not in fact the case. Actually green means "go", and
> any colour that is not green means "stop". Not "stop if you feel like it"
> or "stop if it's convinient to your day", but "stop". As in "STOP RIGHT
> FRIGGIN' NOW YOU MORON!".
Doesn't amber mean "stop if it's safe to do so"? ie no need to do an
emergency stop if there is someone behind you.
> 7. If there is no more space on your drive, park in the nearest layby.
> Yes, I realise this means you have to walk 24 feet further than you would
> if you just park in the middle of the road, but trust me, the excercise
> will do you good.
Parking on the road should just be banned full stop.
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