Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> That's not scary - just incompetent.
> 
> There's also the time she walked into a concrete bollard and went
> face-first into the pavement.
> 
> Or the time she stepped backwards down a small half-step and twisted her
> ankle.
> 
> Or the time she accidentally amputated her entire fingernail because she
> couldn't be bothered to use the safety guard on the new vegatable slicer
> she bought.
> 
> Or the time she took skiing lessons and twisted her angle. (My mate
> who's a ski race coach tells me this is physically impossible since the
> boots prohibit the movement of the ankle.)
> 
> I'm not saying my mum's clumsy or reckless or anything, but...

Your mom should be kept as far from power tools as Ethan.

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