Mike Raiford wrote:

> Again, let me reiterate what I said *your mother should never be allowed 
> near power tool again. Ever.* Holy crap!

It was like a scene from a badly scripted sitcom. Except... real. o_O

> Its a wonder you came out as close to 'normal' as you did, and didn't go 
> all Ted Bundy.

Uh.......

>>> Your mother should never ever be allowed near power tools again. Ever.
>>
>> Well, that used to be her _job_...
>>
>> [Which is why she even owns power tools. She certainly didn't *buy* 
>> them herself!]
> 
> Good gods ... someone paid her to use power tools? 0,o Be very afraid ...

Yes. British Telecom used to pay her to go round people's houses and 
wire up their telephones. Obviously, this involves drilling holes 
through walls and climbing ladders to each overhead cables. Not to 
mention the climbing through trees and driving to deserted farmer's 
fields in a large Ford Transit...

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