Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> m_a_r_c wrote:
> 
>> And you tell there  are scary people here?
> 
> That's not scary - just incompetent.
> 
> There's also the time she walked into a concrete bollard and went 
> face-first into the pavement.
> 
> Or the time she stepped backwards down a small half-step and twisted her 
> ankle.
> 
> Or the time she accidentally amputated her entire fingernail because she 
> couldn't be bothered to use the safety guard on the new vegatable slicer 
> she bought.
> 
> Or the time she took skiing lessons and twisted her angle. (My mate 
> who's a ski race coach tells me this is physically impossible since the 
> boots prohibit the movement of the ankle.)
> 
> I'm not saying my mum's clumsy or reckless or anything, but...
> 

Seriously. Take all the power tools, sharp objects, heck anything that's 
not soft and padded, lock it up and throw away the key. I'm shocked you 
(your sister and your mother) have managed to survive at all!

-- 
~Mike

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