Orchid XP v8 wrote:
>>> Heh. My mum screwed me and my sister to a plank of wood...
> 
> I would like the record to show the following:
> 
>   This experience was rather painful for both my sister and me. When my 
> mum realised what was going on, she immediately tried to put the drill 
> into reverse drive.
> 
>   Unfortunately, she put the drill into hammar action instead.
> 
>   This not only tightened the screws even further, but also hammars our 
> fingers.
> 

Again, let me reiterate what I said *your mother should never be allowed 
near power tool again. Ever.* Holy crap!

>   Finally she found reverse, releasing my sister, who she then rushed 
> indoors and put her fingers under the cold tap. I, however, was still 
> trapped. I can vividly remember my sister's pained expression as she 
> looked up from the sink and saw me still trapped.
> 
>   And laughed at me! >:-[
> 
>   She didn't, like, *tell* mum I was still trapped or anything. She just 
> took there and laughed at me through the kitchen window.
> 
>   Damnit.
> 

Its a wonder you came out as close to 'normal' as you did, and didn't go 
all Ted Bundy.

>> Your mother should never ever be allowed near power tools again. Ever.
> 
> Well, that used to be her _job_...
> 
> [Which is why she even owns power tools. She certainly didn't *buy* them 
> herself!]
> 

Good gods ... someone paid her to use power tools? 0,o Be very afraid ...
-- 
~Mike

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