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Orchid XP v8 wrote:
>>> Heh. My mum screwed me and my sister to a plank of wood...
>
> I would like the record to show the following:
>
> This experience was rather painful for both my sister and me. When my
> mum realised what was going on, she immediately tried to put the drill
> into reverse drive.
>
> Unfortunately, she put the drill into hammar action instead.
>
> This not only tightened the screws even further, but also hammars our
> fingers.
>
Again, let me reiterate what I said *your mother should never be allowed
near power tool again. Ever.* Holy crap!
> Finally she found reverse, releasing my sister, who she then rushed
> indoors and put her fingers under the cold tap. I, however, was still
> trapped. I can vividly remember my sister's pained expression as she
> looked up from the sink and saw me still trapped.
>
> And laughed at me! >:-[
>
> She didn't, like, *tell* mum I was still trapped or anything. She just
> took there and laughed at me through the kitchen window.
>
> Damnit.
>
Its a wonder you came out as close to 'normal' as you did, and didn't go
all Ted Bundy.
>> Your mother should never ever be allowed near power tools again. Ever.
>
> Well, that used to be her _job_...
>
> [Which is why she even owns power tools. She certainly didn't *buy* them
> herself!]
>
Good gods ... someone paid her to use power tools? 0,o Be very afraid ...
--
~Mike
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