m_a_r_c wrote:

> And you tell there  are scary people here?

That's not scary - just incompetent.

There's also the time she walked into a concrete bollard and went 
face-first into the pavement.

Or the time she stepped backwards down a small half-step and twisted her 
ankle.

Or the time she accidentally amputated her entire fingernail because she 
couldn't be bothered to use the safety guard on the new vegatable slicer 
she bought.

Or the time she took skiing lessons and twisted her angle. (My mate 
who's a ski race coach tells me this is physically impossible since the 
boots prohibit the movement of the ankle.)

I'm not saying my mum's clumsy or reckless or anything, but...

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