>> Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, 
>> "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to 
>> tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast 
>> upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans 
>> and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest 
>> the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number 
>> of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four 
>> shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that 
>> thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number 
>> three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou 
>> the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being 
>> naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
> 
> And so was the evil rabbit monster destroyed, by the Holy Hand Grenade 
> of Antioch, and King Arthur and hes brave soldiers could carry on theyer 
>  Holy Quest, which would lead them to dark caves and a text, which was 
> carved in stone, and informed them about The Castle of AAaaaargghh.

................................WHAT?!         O_O

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