Doctor John wrote:
>
> Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, 
> "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny 
> bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the 
> lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and 
> breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy 
> Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the 
> counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou 
> not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then 
> proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the 
> number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand 
> Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, 
> shall snuff it."
> 

And so was the evil rabbit monster destroyed, by the Holy Hand Grenade 
of Antioch, and King Arthur and hes brave soldiers could carry on theyer 
  Holy Quest, which would lead them to dark caves and a text, which was 
carved in stone, and informed them about The Castle of AAaaaargghh.

> John (His holiness)

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